Gaz FFC Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 14 hours ago, ICTChris said: I had a growth under my thumbnail a couple of years ago basically the whole thing was torn off. It hasn’t grow back properly, I have a weird split nail now. Me too. Should we start a club? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Beached whales. Get them into the sea! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 7 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Pupils interviewed about exam results on live tv in AAAAAs / AAAAAAAs shocker. Never a "just scraped an A and a couple of Bs to get me a clearing spot, f***ing delighted man" Would you like to watch some poor b*****ds hopes of a future career being dashed instead? They obviously pick safe bets to avoid "twa fs and a u, looks like teaching PE for me" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, coprolite said: Would you like to watch some poor b*****ds hopes of a future career being dashed instead? Yes. It would cheer up the other losers too. Edited August 7, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 (edited) 19 minutes ago, coprolite said: Would you like to watch some poor b*****ds hopes of a future career being dashed instead? They obviously pick safe bets to avoid "twa fs and a u, looks like teaching PE for me" There are plenty of other 'safe bets' that'll get the odd B in amongst their results that will be more than sufficient for their course of choice. A tiny percentage of students will get straight 'A's so it effectively acts as a 'roond ye' to pretty much every single person watching on results day, making it worse for the actual so-called losers out there who will see everyone on TV with the best grades possible. Eta: I remember a few years ago when there were a bunch opening their envelopes live on TV and everybody there was getting straight A's (A-levels) until one smug chap read out AAB. Made no difference to what he was going to do afterwards but he had a look of utter seethe which in that particular circumstance was fairly entertaining. Edited August 7, 2018 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Graduated school of hard knocks, I can show ya my degrees. Couple ABC's bad b***h double D's, pop an E, I don't give an F, tell ya I'm a G. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 49 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Yes. It would cheer up the other losers too. like the early rounds of masterchef. I like it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 31 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Graduated school of hard knocks, I can show ya my degrees. Couple ABC's bad b***h double D's, pop an E, I don't give an F, tell ya I'm a G. Are you pissed? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 (edited) How come whenever someone dies and it makes the news (for whatever reason), it is always a great guy, a well-liked student, or an angel. Do complete cnuts never die? Similarly, when something kinda’ shocking happens in an area (for whatever reason), why does the community always be described as ‘tight knit’. Tight knit my arse, just a normal place where you maybe know the neighbour on one side, but ignore the fanny on the other side who always goes out wearing a Sellik tap, and as for anyone more than two doors away, you don’t know jack shit about them... as I say, tight knit my arse... until on the news. Explanations please to... Edited August 7, 2018 by pozbaird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, pozbaird said: How come whenever someone dies and it makes the news (for whatever reason), it is always a great guy, a well-liked student, or an angel. Do complete cnuts never die? Similarly, when something kinda’ shocking happens in an area (for whatever reason), why does the community always be described as ‘tight knit’. Tight knit my arse, just a normal place where you maybe know the neighbour on one side, but ignore the fanny on the other side who always goes out wearing a Sellik tap, and as for anyone more than two doors away, you don’t know jack shit about them... as I say, tight knit my arse... until on the news. Explanations please to... When you die I’ll happily attest that you were a complete c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 25 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Are you pissed? I’d have had you down as a big A$AP Rocky fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: I’d have had you down as a big A$AP Rocky fan. Obviously I’ve been wooshed. Apologies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 23 minutes ago, pozbaird said: How come whenever someone dies and it makes the news (for whatever reason), it is always a great guy, a well-liked student, or an angel. Do complete cnuts never die? Similarly, when something kinda’ shocking happens in an area (for whatever reason), why does the community always be described as ‘tight knit’. Tight knit my arse, just a normal place where you maybe know the neighbour on one side, but ignore the fanny on the other side who always goes out wearing a Sellik tap, and as for anyone more than two doors away, you don’t know jack shit about them... as I say, tight knit my arse... until on the news. Explanations please to... Along the same lines, when the police start digging up bodies in the back garden, the neighbours always describe the killed as "A really quiet man, kept himself to himself. We had no idea!" Nobody ever says, "Well, we did have a bit of a problem when he started biting the heads off pigeons, but we had a quiet word and he stopped leaving the bodies on the doorstep, so we decided not to take things any further." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 22 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: When you die I’ll happily attest that you were a complete c**t. Good man. Tell it like it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Just now, GordonD said: Along the same lines, when the police start digging up bodies in the back garden, the neighbours always describe the killed as "A really quiet man, kept himself to himself. We had no idea!" Nobody ever says, "Well, we did have a bit of a problem when he started biting the heads off pigeons, but we had a quiet word and he stopped leaving the bodies on the doorstep, so we decided not to take things any further." “Aye he was a right fucking wierdo. Posted on a website called Pie and Bovril. Called himself something to do with mints or something. Seemed a right creepy b*****d” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 When you're watching the European Athletics, and can see in the background that the women's pole vault is on, yet the TV concentrate on the men's hammer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 (edited) 9 hours ago, Rowan said: I messaged a pal earlier saying to was my dads annual shout at telly about getting 5 A students from middle/upper class catchment schools open exam results day! Scottish exams aren't good enough for upper class kids in Scotland. Pupils from fee-paying schools take English qualifications... Edited August 7, 2018 by Angusfifer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 The mascot at the athletics in the European Championship has a lanyard on @Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 The mascot at the athletics in the European Championship has a cuntbadge on [mention=45030]Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo[/mention]FTFYThat’s not petty. It’s deadly serious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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