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Don't care about the Oscars, but there's always something a bit unreal when someone like Sophie from Peep Show ends up winning (what people generally consider to be) the top acting award. Seems like she's becoming the new Judi Dench over there.

Also, Black Panther a shite film? Behave.

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Bohemian Rhapsody and Black Panther won an Oscar.
Both were shite.

Ostentatious liberalism can get in the sea along with Trump and Brexit.


If it’s any consolation Only two of Black Panther’s three Oscars went to black people.

The music was by a Swedish dude

The other two were for production design and costume design and while there are quite a few things to fault Black Panther on* those two aren’t amongst them.




* Chiefly casting Tim from the office as an action hero
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On chilled food that is suitable for freezing it tells you to freeze it on the day of purchasing, however it doesn't know whether you bought it on the first day it went out on the shelves or if you bought it the day that it's due to go out of date, so why doesn't it tell you to freeze before its best by date instead?

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17 hours ago, port-ton said:

On chilled food that is suitable for freezing it tells you to freeze it on the day of purchasing, however it doesn't know whether you bought it on the first day it went out on the shelves or if you bought it the day that it's due to go out of date, so why doesn't it tell you to freeze before its best by date instead?

I had heard they were changing that to say "Freeze as soon as possible".

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Cheers. had a bit of a cold anyway then had a big lad crash the top of his head into my nose on Friday. Was away this weekend and realised I couldn't smell or taste anything. Maybe another thump in the same place will restore the senses. 
A friend of the in laws got a kick in the head from a horse 15 or so years ago and hasn't tasted or smelled anything since seems to be a common condition after a severe knock. Saves a fortune in food bills now tho as he only drinks water and eats plain rice or pasta as says no point paying for something nice he cant taste!
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1 minute ago, JamesP_81 said:
On 25/02/2019 at 11:11, Shandon Par said:
Cheers. had a bit of a cold anyway then had a big lad crash the top of his head into my nose on Friday. Was away this weekend and realised I couldn't smell or taste anything. Maybe another thump in the same place will restore the senses. 

A friend of the in laws got a kick in the head from a horse 15 or so years ago and hasn't tasted or smelled anything since seems to be a common condition after a severe knock. Saves a fortune in food bills now tho as he only drinks water and eats plain rice or pasta as says no point paying for something nice he cant taste!

My brother in law goes for texture since he lost his. Used to love a Vindaloo but can't stand it now as all he gets is the heat with none of the taste.

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1 hour ago, JamesP_81 said:
On 2/25/2019 at 11:11, Shandon Par said:
Cheers. had a bit of a cold anyway then had a big lad crash the top of his head into my nose on Friday. Was away this weekend and realised I couldn't smell or taste anything. Maybe another thump in the same place will restore the senses. 

A friend of the in laws got a kick in the head from a horse 15 or so years ago and hasn't tasted or smelled anything since seems to be a common condition after a severe knock. Saves a fortune in food bills now tho as he only drinks water and eats plain rice or pasta as says no point paying for something nice he cant taste!

Yeah - was out for dinner with Mrs on Saturday at this nice place she'd booked in North Berwick and she kept asking how my food was and I had to tell her I'd no idea. 

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Just now, Hank Scorpio said:

There’s people lying in the meadows having BBQs right now like it’s mid July. It’s 13 degrees and there’s a cold wind. What the f**k is wrong with folk?

These sun worshipers... did they have cans of Strongbow, fingerless gloves and dogs on a string? 

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2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Is this your new fashion line?

Monsieur le tramp, pour homme. 

Our green trouser line is doing very well in Dundee. Mrs called me a tramp earlier due to my new piratey beard and cardigan that is older than many P&B posters. It was ancient when I got it from the charity shop originally but it still fits okay. 

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10 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said:
14 minutes ago, Dee Man said:
People who moan about how much tax they've paid on their wage. 

My mate sadly does this every wage. However he earns an awful lot. So much so his tax is more than my wage

I can see the point if you jump up a tax bracket and end up paying shitloads more than usual but to moan about something that everyone has to pay falls on deaf ears with me. Well, not completely deaf ears - I listen then bitch about it on P&B.

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7 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Monsieur le tramp, pour homme. 

Our green trouser line is doing very well in Dundee. Mrs called me a tramp earlier due to my new piratey beard and cardigan that is older than many P&B posters. It was ancient when I got it from the charity shop originally but it still fits okay. 

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Shops and other businesses where a letter has fallen off their sign and they haven't bothered to fix it. Gives the impression that they don't give a toss about their public image (so the service is likely to be crap), and/or the business is about to go tits-up.

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