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4 minutes ago, RH33 said:

 Chipper

Flat sausage

Cheese on toast

A roll and sausage should automatically mean you are served links not flat in Said roll.

If you're that keen on tcheucter patter, why don't you go back to your own country. You're not welcome here.

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17 minutes ago, RH33 said:

 Chipper

Flat sausage

Cheese on toast

A roll and sausage should automatically mean you are served links not flat in Said roll.

There surely can't be an alternative way of describing cheese on toast? 

(you just made "flat sausage" up for a laugh right?) 

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Just now, coprolite said:

There surely can't be an alternative way of describing cheese on toast

(you just made "flat sausage" up for a laugh right?) 

"roasted cheese" is the preferred chav term, I believe.

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41 minutes ago, scottmcleanscontacts said:
3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
Ive never tried the red pudding (scotch) from there. I would be surprised if its anywhere near the quality of  an Aberdeenshire one though. 

Red puddings are the work of the devil. Up there with Morrissey, Chris Martin and Tiramisu.

Wash your whore mouth out. 
 

(Apart from the Chris Martin bit)

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2 hours ago, RH33 said:

 Chipper

Flat sausage

Cheese on toast

A roll and sausage should automatically mean you are served links not flat in Said roll.

It's like a different planet over there.

 

 

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2 hours ago, RH33 said:

 Chipper

Flat sausage

Cheese on toast

A roll and sausage should automatically mean you are served links not flat in Said roll.

I presume you are making a list of phrases that should see you on the OFTFW list?

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No.
You seem upset.
Grrrr [emoji35][emoji34][emoji35][emoji34][emoji35]
What? Do you not rate the conveyor belt that is Benny T's?

Was a touch upset when the owner sold Colorado in Laurieston as always had a good meal from there. Then I found he had moved, new shop is the Colorado Thistle on Thistle Street just off Etna Road, as we are moving into the new Persimmon Estate just off Etna Road I'm quite happy with this situation.....

Remember getting a decent supper from Land and Sea in Polmont a few years ago too.

Further south there is a belting chippy in Eyemouth but I can't remember the name.
Unfortunately Benny T's appear to not deliver so until I manage to get my bike down here I'm stuck with the shite on Just Eat[emoji25]
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3 hours ago, RH33 said:

 Chipper

Flat sausage

Cheese on toast

A roll and sausage should automatically mean you are served links not flat in Said roll.

The West of Scotland play their joker card in the It's a Knockout chippy round

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Unfortunately Benny T's appear to not deliver so until I manage to get my bike down here I'm stuck with the shite on Just Eat[emoji25]
We don't do Benny T's, IMHO they are trading on past reputation.

If you are in the delivery area Colorado Thistle is on Just Eat [emoji106] definitely recommend, Jeff cooks to order so there is a wait but it is worth it.

 

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