hk blues Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 13 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: People asking if anyone is selling tickets 5 minutes after an event has sold out. No way you've sold all your Derby tickets already 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 5 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Work patter. The latest to annoy me is when two people are in work wearing the similar/the same colour clothes on. Some comedian always says, "Ha, did you two text each other to say what you were wearing this morning? Haha!". Shut up. I take it you're not in the Army... The other side-splitter is "Has there been a fire sale somewhere?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 54 minutes ago, GordonD said: I take it you're not in the Army... The other side-splitter is "Has there been a fire sale somewhere?" The only time this has been funny 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 2 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: People asking if anyone is selling tickets 5 minutes after an event has sold out. Touts? 1 hour ago, GordonD said: I take it you're not in the Army... The other side-splitter is "Has there been a fire sale somewhere?" Wearing burnt clothes would be embarrassing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 3 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Wearing burnt clothes would be embarrassing. @Grim O'Grady 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Writing the flavour in Swedish, but then writing 'King size' and 'made in Sweden' in English. Outrageous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Writing the flavour in Swedish, but then writing 'King size' and 'made in Sweden' in English. Outrageous. You realise it says "Orange flavoured Milk Chocolate" and has a picture of an orange right there, aye? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Cocoa Life sounds a bit Englishy for me as well tbqh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Writing the flavour in Swedish, but then writing 'King size' and 'made in Sweden' in English. Outrageous. The Swedish Royal Guard still wear pickelhaubes and have some honeys in their ranks. Let's hear it for our neutral, bi-lingual orange chocolate making, Baltic neighbours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 4 minutes ago, tamthebam said: The Swedish Royal Guard still wear pickelhaubes and have some honeys in their ranks. Let's hear it for our neutral, bi-lingual orange chocolate making, Baltic neighbours. I wonder if that hat gets used for other purposes? Spoiler Coring apples or getting stones out of horses hoofs for example 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: The Swedish Royal Guard still wear pickelhaubes and have some honeys in their ranks. Let's hear it for our neutral, bi-lingual orange chocolate making, Baltic neighbours. Their policewomen aren't bad either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Music festivals, specifically the one that’s going on across the road from my flat and it sounds just like I am there. Sadly it sounded like that on all my Zoom meetings today as well and there’s something that stinks of petrol which is coming into the house. Worst of all, Sat night I’ll have to listen to Liam Fucking Gallagher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 There is a proposal to knock down the indoor five a side centre and bowling alley at Chesser and replace it with.... Fucking student fucking flats. Edinburgh: a joke fucking theme park of a place. I think I'll move to Dondeh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Had to play basketball tonight (no euph) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 eBay's schedule calendar has been off by a day all month. Set all my listings to start on 'Thursday' this week and only just noticed that they'd have started on Friday in our world. Changed them at the last minute to the 9th and they started today (or 'Wednesday', as eBay would have it). We've not changed to a different calendar system while I was unconscious after the Austria game, have we? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Had to play basketball tonight (no euph) Bit more difficult to stick it in your own net, at least. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 7 hours ago, GordonD said: Their policewomen aren't bad either. / Am I right in thinking they ended getting married? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 9 minutes ago, superwell87 said: Am I right in thinking they ended getting married? No, I think she already was. But one of the rags tabloids brought her over to Scotland to be reunited with the guy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Boy I work with asked a client today if they would like us to "make action in situ on a repair". He never talks like this. I just shook my head and went and sat in the van for ten minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 8 hours ago, BFTD said: Bit more difficult to stick it in your own net, at least. You would think, eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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