Shandon Par Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 7 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It says they're trying to appeal to new markets...people that don't like beer. It's clever, I'll give them that. I tried some non-alky Stella and didn’t even feel a tiny urge to throw some bar furniture at anyone. The brewers have a long way to go IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: I tried some non-alky Stella and didn’t even feel a tiny urge to throw some bar furniture at anyone. The brewers have a long way to go IMO. Are you off drink? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Are you off drink? Only for the last 1342 days, 22 hours and 13 minutes. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Only for the last 1342 days, 22 hours and 13 minutes. The last 13 minutes are the hardest. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: The last 13 minutes are the hardest. That you getting confused and quoting from the user guide from your box of Viagra again? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 2 hours ago, Left Back said: What about c***s that let horses shit all over the place and never clean it up? When ah were a lad they still had milk horses in Edinburgh and folk used to get the droppings for use in their gardens. The bloke down the road from me had great roses in his garden all thanks to St Cuthbert's Co-operative. I feel sorry for the dugs having to dodge the broken glass but I hope at least one cyclist gets their tyres burst cycling on the pavement, the cnuts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 I got a push breaking news notification from the BBC about the Amber Heard, Johnny Depp trial. Why is this news in the UK? Why does every news organisation seem completely beholden to US celebrities? The first time I really noticied this was when Tiger Woods apologising for cheating on his wife was carried live on the Six O'Clock News, live coverage of a golfer talking about his marriage was lead item on the news. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 I got a push breaking news notification from the BBC about the Amber Heard, Johnny Depp trial. Why is this news in the UK? Why does every news organisation seem completely beholden to US celebrities? The first time I really noticied this was when Tiger Woods apologising for cheating on his wife was carried live on the Six O'Clock News, live coverage of a golfer talking about his marriage was lead item on the news. YouTube seems to think I want to watch totally one sided coverage of Johnny Depps legal team "hilariously owning" Amber Heards. Curtain twitching shite. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 19 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I got a push breaking news notification from the BBC about the Amber Heard, Johnny Depp trial. Why is this news in the UK? Why does every news organisation seem completely beholden to US celebrities? I really wish they'd put this shit to bed... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 12 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Folk who wear beanie hats all the time. Day and night. Rain or sun. Arseholes. Indoors as well. Sort of annoying twat who plays the guitar at an informal house party 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 10 hours ago, tamthebam said: When ah were a lad they still had milk horses in Edinburgh With Sean Connery holding the reins, no doubt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 I’ve had an underlying sense of dread for two days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 32 minutes ago, A96 said: Indoors as well. Sort of annoying twat who plays the guitar at an informal house party Yes, indoors especially. With a guitar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 8 minutes ago, mathematics said: I’ve had an underlying sense of dread for two days. I did a first aid course back in 2004. This was one of the symptoms of a heart attack. Not to sound alarmist at all, but it's been nice knowing you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 I got a push breaking news notification from the BBC about the Amber Heard, Johnny Depp trial. Why is this news in the UK? Why does every news organisation seem completely beholden to US celebrities? The first time I really noticied this was when Tiger Woods apologising for cheating on his wife was carried live on the Six O'Clock News, live coverage of a golfer talking about his marriage was lead item on the news. On a similar note, Monday's shortened national news show had an athlete getting beaten in a race as its second story of three. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 On 02/05/2022 at 19:50, welshbairn said: There was a Malaysian guy in our halls in Uni who boiled dried fish from home in the shared kitchen, unbelievably bad smell, stank out the whole floor. He didn't do it again. My neighbour does that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 3 hours ago, mathematics said: I’ve had an underlying sense of dread for two days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 3 hours ago, mathematics said: I’ve had an underlying sense of dread for two days. I’ve been getting that for a while now. I thought the win against Dundee last Saturday might’ve helped......but nuh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 1 minute ago, A96 said: I’ve been getting that for a while now. I thought the win against Dundee last Saturday might’ve helped......but nuh. Platinum Jubilee Blues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Platinum Jubilee Blues. Possibly. But I still think it’s Bates-Gallagher Syndrome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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