tamthebam Posted March 5, 2023 Share Posted March 5, 2023 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Waited all of half time in the pie van queue at Locos yesterday, where it was Baltic and I was in need of a hot drink. Finally got served 5 mins into the 2nd half, only to be told by a disinterested teenager that there was no hot water left. At no point did anybody think it would be a good idea to let folk in the (still lengthy) queue know this. To make matters worse, Locos then scored about 10 secs later. Mate has booked hospitality for Locos next week. Dress code is "smart" My jeans were good enough for Dumbarton's hospitality and they're a Scottish League Club 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Waited all of half time in the pie van queue at Locos yesterday, where it was Baltic and I was in need of a hot drink. Finally got served 5 mins into the 2nd half, only to be told by a disinterested teenager that there was no hot water left. At no point did anybody think it would be a good idea to let folk in the (still lengthy) queue know this. To make matters worse, Locos then scored about 10 secs later. Were you at least out of earshot of the drummer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 (edited) 6 hours ago, TxRover said: Were you at least out of earshot of the drummer? Nope. They* were right behind the goal at the pie** end. *Drummers (x4). **£4 for a substandard pie! Edited March 6, 2023 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 25 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Nope. They* were right behind the goal at the pie** end. *Drummers (x4). **£4 for a substandard pie! 'sakes. The absolute mark of a diddy club is a drummer. To have four of them though! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 7 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: 'sakes. The absolute mark of a diddy club is a drummer. To have four of them though! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 18 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Waited all of half time in the pie van queue at Locos yesterday, where it was Baltic and I was in need of a hot drink. Finally got served 5 mins into the 2nd half, only to be told by a disinterested teenager that there was no hot water left. At no point did anybody think it would be a good idea to let folk in the (still lengthy) queue know this. To make matters worse, Locos then scored about 10 secs later. They'd likely all have a heart attack when they saw the prices anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 Talks in which people cite three examples in one go, when two would be plenty. "Some Scottish teams play in blue strips, such as St Johnstone, or Queen of the South, or Stranraer " 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Talks in which people cite three examples in one go, when two would be plenty. "Some Scottish teams play in blue strips, such as St Johnstone, or Queen of the South, or Stranraer " Rule of three 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 "belly laughs" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Talks in which people cite three examples in one go, when two would be plenty. "Some Scottish teams play in blue strips, such as St Johnstone, or Queen of the South, or Stranraer " We wear blue certainly. I think "play" might be pushing it though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 2 hours ago, coprolite said: Rule of three I see. Still don't like it though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 Wobbly tables in pubs and restaurants. Every fucking time. How hard can it be to make sure that your tables are level? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 6 hours ago, mathematics said: Wobbly tables in pubs and restaurants. Every fucking time. How hard can it be to make sure that your tables are level? What do you think beermats are for if not for stopping the table wobbling? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 6 hours ago, tamthebam said: What do you think beermats are for if not for stopping the table wobbling? Flipping up in the air and catching them. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 9 hours ago, tamthebam said: What do you think beermats are for if not for stopping the table wobbling? A related PTTGOYN is the lack of beermats in many pubs nowadays. Wobbly tables pishing wet with condensation, both easily cured by the humble beermat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 I'm currently down south and have to fly back from Bristol Airport later. Apparently they've suspended flights until 11am today (not that I'm leaving until after 6pm), but you'd think it was the fucking apocalypse down here, the way they panic when there's less than an inch of snow is pathetic. Literally nobody is outside and they're all panicking about getting to various other places with less snow. I get this is nothing new, but it's so annoying to be here whilst the mass hysteria is taking place. I'm sure they've ransacked the supermarkets too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 International Women's Day is celebrated big time in Italy to the point where it's sickening. Hee-Haw for Men's Day of course. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 5 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: International Women's Day is celebrated big time in Italy to the point where it's sickening. Hee-Haw for Men's Day of course. You could always organise something for International Men's Day? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 2 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: You could always organise something for International Men's Day? For the whole country? Don't think they'd listen to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 Not with that attitude. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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