JamesP_81 Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: Went to the garden centre on Saturday. Big spaces, lots of paths...but still people parked across multiple spaces. As we walked in, one woman parked in 2 spaces. The wife just laughed at her, genuinely gutting herself. Pointing, the lot. I wanted the ground to swallow me up. The woman went back to her car, reversed out and found a new space. I'm with her , will not make any secret of laughing pointing or shaking my head at folk that have parked their cars like absolute fandans. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Can you love mine whilst you’re at it? I’m a bit busy this month. No. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Late back to the thread, but I fail to see what is so wrong with a crispy streaky bacon roll, brown sauce, and a mug of tea. Streaky bacon isn’t crap stuff you should only use in cooking, surely that is what those wee lumpy ‘bacon lardon’ rectangle things are for. Anyway, thinking about a nice crispy streaky bacon roll has just given me a lardon. Ooh fcuking err Matron, where’s the Kenneth Williams gif. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 4 minutes ago, Dee Man said: No. Thanks a fucking lot. In tears here. (her and me). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 37 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Thanks a fucking lot. In tears here. (her and me). Good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Can you love mine whilst you’re at it? I’m a bit busy this month. P&Bers pimping out their wives, this is certainly a new one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 6 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: Not to mention the utter c***s who 'have to' park their SUV as close to the door as possible. I always slowly meander in front of them. Bonus points if you entered the car park behind the moron, parked in the first available place, and are sauntering into the shop while slowing them down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 6 hours ago, Swarley said: P&Bers pimping out their wives, this is certainly a new one. Can a man not ask for peace and quiet now and again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Can a man not ask for a smoke free house now and again? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 New work has the default internet browser of Bing, and you can't change. When I open a new window, have to click on Google which is in my favourites bar, every fucking time. The most searched thing on Bing is surely 'Where's Google' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 16 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: New work has the default internet browser of Bing, and you can't change. When I open a new window, have to click on Google which is in my favourites bar, every fucking time. The most searched thing on Bing is surely 'Where's Google' Hate to be the geek, but the browser is Edge, Bing is the search engine Shirley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 2 hours ago, Swarley said: Hate to be the geek, but the browser is Edge, Bing is the search engine Shirley? Geek 1 Non-Geek 0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BukyOHare Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 Lane hoggers on dual carriageways / motorways. Just fucking pull into the left now and again. The M8 westbound between Harthill and where it merges into three lanes, especially. Oh and pickup drivers, the kind of pimped up Ford Ranger types. If its not for work purposes then have a serious word with yourself. In fact even if it's for work purposes still have that same word. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 2 hours ago, BukyOHare said: Lane hoggers on dual carriageways / motorways. Just fucking pull into the left now and again. The M8 westbound between Harthill and where it merges into three lanes, especially. Oh and pickup drivers, the kind of pimped up Ford Ranger types. If it’s not for work purposes then have a serious word with yourself. In fact even if it's for work purposes still have that same word. Just be thankful you have a reasonable MOT process to prevent shit like this: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 "unexplained fires are matter for the courts"...! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 Getting a text about an online order, with a link to the delivery company tracking site which when you go to it, it gives you contradictory information. The message from the company I've ordered it from claims " "your item is with our delivery partner, you can track on their site using the link below". You do that. So far, so far... The tracking site says that just after 9.00 pm yesterday "your parcel has been collected"... but on the same page it says "we're sorry but we do not appear to have received your consignment from the sender". You can't get the staff nowadays! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 3 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Getting a text about an online order, with a link to the delivery company tracking site which when you go to it, it gives you contradictory information. The message from the company I've ordered it from claims " "your item is with our delivery partner, you can track on their site using the link below". You do that. So far, so far... The tracking site says that just after 9.00 pm yesterday "your parcel has been collected"... but on the same page it says "we're sorry but we do not appear to have received your consignment from the sender". You can't get the staff nowadays! Tell me you’re dealing with DHL without telling me you’re dealing with DHL? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 15 minutes ago, TxRover said: Tell me you’re dealing with DHL without telling me you’re dealing with DHL? You might think that. You might very well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 7 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said: You might think that. You might very well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment... F**kers texted me with a delivery window five hours ago...texted me in the middle of the window with news the package was one stop away...now it's 10 miles away and heading the other direction, and the delivery window expired...just saying! And I paid a bucket for this privilege, they were the only option! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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