Boghead ranter Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 5 hours ago, Peil said: I mind I lived on a rather down-market street in Clydebank and a boy up the street died in Greenock jail. The usual flowers, teddies n sellic taps tied to the fence outside his Maws hoose. Were there for months, any time the council workers tried to tidy it up, they got chased off. Hardest "where am I?" post ever. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 On 23/03/2024 at 14:53, Florentine_Pogen said: Tsk....I hope you don't receive the same message I got from Dufresne when I used the 'h' word last year. This might let us see the consistency or otherwise of Div's ridiculous 'I can't offend Sevco' policy. Warning issued by Andy Dufresne February 12, 2023 Penalty Given 1 point which will never expire. Note for member You have been on this site long enough to know why the word filter is in place,do not post the term Hu n again/ Get him reported to a different mod for bypassing the word filter in your warning. On 24/03/2024 at 10:10, GordonD said: Along the same lines, ads for computer games which say 'Not actual game footage'. They should do this for other media. CGI trailer for a new Marvel film that's actually acted out with fingerpuppets, or a Jeffrey Archer novel that turns out not to have been plagiarised from a child's scribbling pad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 52 minutes ago, BFTD said: a Jeffrey Archer novel that turns out not to have been plagiarised from a story competition he judged FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 23 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: If you are stupid and selfish enough to believe a public beauty spot had some inherently special significance to your loved one to the extent you feel an appropriate way to mark that is to throw 3.50 worth of flowers in the Tesco basket along with the weekly shop to leave there, please at least take the plastic off. There's one of these along the canal from us which I have to stop our male dog from pissing on every time we pass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 11 hours ago, GordonD said: Or "a street in Clydebank" as it's more commonly known. Even for there it was rough. Had a boy come out with a chainsaw one night and try chopping a tree down, on the pavement, around 7 on a summer's evening when weans were running about 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 The prevalence of the phrase "*checks notes*" . Absolutely shite patter which I've read on here 3 times today already. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 What's wrong with the phrase "absolutely shite patter"? I use it a lot 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: The prevalence of the phrase "*checks notes*" . Absolutely shite patter which I've read on here 3 times today already. Well I have read it on here today *checks notes* 5 times today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 On 24/03/2024 at 17:57, invergowrie arab said: If you are stupid and selfish enough to believe a public beauty spot had some inherently special significance to your loved one to the extent you feel an appropriate way to mark that is to throw 3.50 worth of flowers in the Tesco basket along with the weekly shop to leave there, please at least take the plastic off. I've always insisted that if I was to die in a car crash then, rather than flowers, I want a sign put up saying "Don't be a c*nt when driving" as it might be of some practical use. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: I've always insisted that if I was to die in a car crash then, rather than flowers, I want a sign put up saying "Don't be a c*nt when driving" as it might be of some practical use. In Georgia, many people take a shot when they pass one of those shrines on a serpentine road, which seems very apt seeing that's probably what caused the person's death in the first place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 13 hours ago, Peil said: Even for there it was rough. Had a boy come out with a chainsaw one night and try chopping a tree down, on the pavement, around 7 on a summer's evening when weans were running about Left Clydebank to be nearer to Hadrian’s Wall did he? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 (edited) 6 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Left Clydebank to be nearer to Hadrian’s Wall did he? I believe he left to avoid ending up in a grave. Was the son mentioned in this cheery story. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/family-from-hell-jailed-for-41-years-1041937 His dad started across the road with the granny, I got up st Paddy's day 2002 to see the largest tricolour I've ever seen hanging out the upstairs living room window and going down over the neighbours window to the ground Edited March 26 by Peil 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 5 minutes ago, Peil said: I believe he left to avoid ending up in a grave. Was the son mentioned in this cheery story. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/family-from-hell-jailed-for-41-years-1041937 His dad started across the road with the granny, I got up st Paddy's day 2002 to see the largest tricolour I've ever seen hanging out the upstairs living room window and going down over the neighbours window to the ground Lovely story, they sound like a nice family, I don’t see the problem, etc… This bit stood out…. Sellik Tap, surely. The heat from the blaze was so intense it melted the Celtic top he was wearing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 10 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: In Georgia, many people take a shot when they pass one of those shrines on a serpentine road, which seems very apt seeing that's probably what caused the person's death in the first place. I found this comment strangely ambiguous. Is the location in the USA or Eastern Europe, and does it involve firing off an in memoriam round or raising a glass to the departed? All permutations seem equally likely. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 15 minutes ago, Thane of Cawdor said: I found this comment strangely ambiguous. Is the location in the USA or Eastern Europe, and does it involve firing off an in memoriam round or raising a glass to the departed? All permutations seem equally likely. The Caucasian republic and a glass of chacha. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 2 hours ago, pozbaird said: The heat from the blaze was so intense it melted the Celtic top he was wearing. To be fair most Celtic tops are so manky that sticking them in the washing machine does no good. Disposal by fire is the best option. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 1 hour ago, Thane of Cawdor said: I found this comment strangely ambiguous. Is the location in the USA or Eastern Europe, and does it involve firing off an in memoriam round or raising a glass to the departed? All permutations seem equally likely. 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: The Caucasian republic and a glass of chacha. Think many in the US would love to be able to call it America - The Caucasian Republic A new slogan for the KKK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingjoey Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 On 21/03/2024 at 21:51, buchan30 said: Wireless printers. Useless fucking lazy articles that can f**k right off. Print when they want to, and don’t offer up any reason as to why they are not. I've had one for over six years. Absolutely no issues with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 14 hours ago, Thane of Cawdor said: I found this comment strangely ambiguous. Is the location in the USA or Eastern Europe, and does it involve firing off an in memoriam round or raising a glass to the departed? All permutations seem equally likely. I figured Eastern Europe because the only time an American would have ever heard ‘serpentine’ would be Axl Rose talking about his cock in Welcome To The Jungle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 (edited) 14 hours ago, kingjoey said: I've had one for over six years. Absolutely no issues with it. ^^^ sitting in its box, unused. (the printer, not you Joey) Edited March 27 by Melanius Mullarkey 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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