Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 When you buy umpteen glasses repair kits and not fucking one of them has a fucking screw that fits your glasses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 TNT Sports moving Villa Chelsea to 8pm on a Saturday. Arseholes. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 4 hours ago, velo army said: Literally hvns without the bus fare? Tsk....I hope you don't receive the same message I got from Dufresne when I used the 'h' word last year. This might let us see the consistency or otherwise of Div's ridiculous 'I can't offend Sevco' policy. Warning issued by Andy Dufresne February 12, 2023 Penalty Given 1 point which will never expire. Note for member You have been on this site long enough to know why the word filter is in place,do not post the term Hu n again/ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 15 hours ago, tamthebam said: I know it's Scotland, I know it's March, I know I should be used to this shite having lived here for 50+ years but can't it just get above 8 degrees for a couple of days? I want taps aff weather to enjoy the spring flowers, not this miserable wet crap. My car shows that ice symbol on the dashboard if its 4 degrees or lower and I swear it's been on everyday for about 8 months. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 2 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Tsk....I hope you don't receive the same message I got from Dufresne when I used the 'h' word last year. This might let us see the consistency or otherwise of Div's ridiculous 'I can't offend Sevco' policy. Warning issued by Andy Dufresne February 12, 2023 Penalty Given 1 point which will never expire. Note for member You have been on this site long enough to know why the word filter is in place,do not post the term Hu n again/ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 18 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Tsk....I hope you don't receive the same message I got from Dufresne when I used the 'h' word last year. This might let us see the consistency or otherwise of Div's ridiculous 'I can't offend Sevco' policy. Warning issued by Andy Dufresne February 12, 2023 Penalty Given 1 point which will never expire. Note for member You have been on this site long enough to know why the word filter is in place,do not post the term Hu n again/ More likely to get it in the neck from the historians on here who'll tell me that it was the Visigoths and not the Hvns who sacked Rome in 410. I got my only warning for coining the Soccer Guy Facebook account and referring to Alfredo Morelos as f3nian Fred. (I haven't checked that FB account in ages but it was pretty funny). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 Thought my phone battery was fucked. For some reason it was draining really quickly today. Tried shutting down everything and putting on battery saver. Didn't work. Actually turned my phone off, thinking that I'd be OK when I turned it back on. I was half right. When I turned it back on the battery had drained even more somehow. Turns out it was the the Google app that has your match ticket in it, and that it has been sucking huge battery life ever since I first bought my ticket yesterday. I managed to force stop it and the battery life returned to normal. I watched circa 90 minutes of a film on the train home, with the brightness turned up almost to full, and it didn't even drain 10%. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnderooMFC Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 On 21/03/2024 at 21:51, buchan30 said: Wireless printers. Useless fucking lazy articles that can f**k right off. Print when they want to, and don’t offer up any reason as to why they are not. On 22/03/2024 at 19:46, Bully Wee Villa said: I don't know what theme that is but it certainly doesn't look very Motherwell-y. It's possible you have an old theme which hasn't copied over properly. Try scrolling down to bottom of screen, click "Theme", and make sure you have latest Motherwell theme (or one of the P&B defaults if you prefer). Had an account for 2 years and this is how I learn you can change the theme. Was originally the default but is now very Motherwell-y! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 Almost every car advert stating in the small print that the car shown is not to uk speciations! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 17 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Tsk....I hope you don't receive the same message I got from Dufresne when I used the 'h' word last year. This might let us see the consistency or otherwise of Div's ridiculous 'I can't offend Sevco' policy. Warning issued by Andy Dufresne February 12, 2023 Penalty Given 1 point which will never expire. Note for member You have been on this site long enough to know why the word filter is in place,do not post the term Hu n again/ That's pathetic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 11 hours ago, AnderooMFC said: Had an account for 2 years and this is how I learn you can change the theme. Was originally the default but is now very Motherwell-y! You my friend are a legend. Just converted mines to the Raith background. Didn’t know this was an option and i have been here about 10 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 11 hours ago, tinkerbelle said: Almost every car advert stating in the small print that the car shown is not to uk speciations! Along the same lines, ads for computer games which say 'Not actual game footage'. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 On the subject of adverts, is it just me, or are the adverts now on TV for men’s incontinence pants a new thing? I don’t remember seeing adverts for anything other than ‘Tena Lady’ pants until now. Again, maybe just me, but every time I come across the advert for ‘Tena Bloke’ pants, only one thing comes into my mind - the audience with Billy Connolly routine. By the way, anyone know if ‘Tena Bloke’ pants are good? I’m still having flashbacks to 5-2 at Rugby Park. Might need to invest in a pack of those bad boys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnderooMFC Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 6 hours ago, buchan30 said: You my friend are a legend. Just converted mines to the Raith background. Didn’t know this was an option and i have been here about 10 years. Nah, full credit goes to @Bully Wee Villa who mentioned the possibility a few pages ago. As a side note, loving the updated colours but the background image placing can take a bit of getting used to on the Motherwell one at least lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 7 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: That's pathetic Damn tootin'........but that's Dufresne for you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 If you are stupid and selfish enough to believe a public beauty spot had some inherently special significance to your loved one to the extent you feel an appropriate way to mark that is to throw 3.50 worth of flowers in the Tesco basket along with the weekly shop to leave there, please at least take the plastic off. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 1 hour ago, invergowrie arab said: If you are stupid and selfish enough to believe a public beauty spot had some inherently special significance to your loved one to the extent you feel an appropriate way to mark that is to throw 3.50 worth of flowers in the Tesco basket along with the weekly shop to leave there, please at least take the plastic off. Could be worse. The flowers could be (and usually are) accompanied by a tatty Old Firm jersey tied to a fence. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 13 hours ago, pozbaird said: Could be worse. The flowers could be (and usually are) accompanied by a tatty Old Firm jersey tied to a fence. I mind I lived on a rather down-market street in Clydebank and a boy up the street died in Greenock jail. The usual flowers, teddies n sellic taps tied to the fence outside his Maws hoose. Were there for months, any time the council workers tried to tidy it up, they got chased off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Ach, just another bigot away to explain himself to the big man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 24 minutes ago, Peil said: I mind I lived on a rather down-market street in Clydebank Or "a street in Clydebank" as it's more commonly known. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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