johnnydun Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 16 hours ago, scottsdad said: That is cooking bacon, for soups and shit. Should never be near a roll. Streaky bacon is excellent with pancakes and maple syrup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 When putting up shelves on a garage wall, discovering that one breezeblock (seems to be one word? Looks odd) can be drilled into quite easily, while the one below it seems to be made of some kind of impenetrable extraterrestrial miracle material that is immune to such attention. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 15 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: When putting up shelves on a garage wall, discovering that one breezeblock (seems to be one word? Looks odd) can be drilled into quite easily, while the one below it seems to be made of some kind of impenetrable extraterrestrial miracle material that is immune to such attention. Velo Army's ex-girlfriends thread for this pish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 1 hour ago, johnnydun said: Streaky bacon is excellent with pancakes and maple syrup. Jesus fucking Christ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 1 minute ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Jesus fucking Christ. Yes? 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cairn Terrier Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 37 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Jesus fucking Christ. 35 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Yes? He is risen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Idiots that walk right in the middle of a supermarket car park, completely unaware of the fact there is a car behind them. Get on a path you fucking morons!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 1 hour ago, johnnydun said: Yes? Where the f**k have you been the last few days? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 19 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Where the f**k have you been the last few days? Come again? It's a new financial year, and I've been doing my Accounts. f**k getting hammered with tax again. There's a picture of me going around showing how cross I was. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 13 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Come again? It's a new financial year, and I've been doing my Accounts. f**k getting hammered with tax again. There's a picture of me going around showing how cross I was. Bollocks. You've been hanging around with other rebels. Barabbas told me after he dinghied you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 41 minutes ago, philpy said: Idiots that walk right in the middle of a supermarket car park, completely unaware of the fact there is a car behind them. Get on a path you fucking morons!! Made a similar post a few weeks back. Retail parks are the worst. Folk seem to forget that roads are predominantly for cars. Had one on Friday - was slowly pulling out of my space, as well as indicating, and then this arsehole woman steps right out in front of me (coming from in front of me I should add, so if they slow moving vehicle wasn't a big enough to clue to wait then the indicator was probably a good indication of where I was going) meaning I had to stop. She then looks at me and starts shaking her head as if I was in the wrong. Bear in mind I was moving before she stepped onto the road so she didn't even have right of way. I don't usually get riled but I was fucking furious with her insinuating I was in the wrong. Window rolled down and a "It's a fucking road, hen!!" flung her way relieved some of the rage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 13 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Bollocks. You've been hanging around with other rebels. Barabbas told me after he dinghied you. Barabbas is full of shite. I'm sure he's pumping Pontius Pilate. If he dinghied me then why am I completely fine today? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 A woman on Radio Scotland saying Irish Dancing is a 'sport' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 3 hours ago, philpy said: Idiots that walk right in the middle of a supermarket car park, completely unaware of the fact there is a car behind them. Get on a path you fucking morons!! 2 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Made a similar post a few weeks back. Retail parks are the worst. Folk seem to forget that roads are predominantly for cars. Had one on Friday - was slowly pulling out of my space, as well as indicating, and then this arsehole woman steps right out in front of me (coming from in front of me I should add, so if they slow moving vehicle wasn't a big enough to clue to wait then the indicator was probably a good indication of where I was going) meaning I had to stop. She then looks at me and starts shaking her head as if I was in the wrong. Bear in mind I was moving before she stepped onto the road so she didn't even have right of way. I don't usually get riled but I was fucking furious with her insinuating I was in the wrong. Window rolled down and a "It's a fucking road, hen!!" flung her way relieved some of the rage. Dont pedestrians now have right if way or something on roads? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 1 minute ago, Derry Alli said: Dont pedestrians now have right if way or something on roads? These aren’t roads 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Just now, Rugster said: These aren’t roads 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 6 hours ago, johnnydun said: Streaky bacon is excellent with pancakes and maple syrup. The thought of that always sounded vile to me whenever I heard it was a big thing in America, but there's a cafe next to me that makes thick French toast with bacon, assorted fruit and maple syrup and it is absolutely sensational. f**k, it's the middle of the night here and now I've written that I want it right now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 1 hour ago, Derry Alli said: Dont pedestrians now have right if way or something on roads? If a pedestrian has stepped onto the road before the car has (eg. before the car turns into the street) they've always (pedestrian) had right of way. If that's what happened I wouldn't have complained. But I pulled out my space slowly, she then stepped onto the road in front of my car meaning I had to brake, and the cow gave me a look like I was the fuckwit. She was at that slightly pre-OAP age which as we all know are the most entitled c***s in our society, so I wasn't really shocked tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 The growing popularity of the term "in my wheelhouse". I think it means "within my competence, my sphere of knowledge", but it irks me more than it should. I had assumed that the metaphor was meant to describe a Para Handy-like character demonstrating his mastery of the Vital Spark. However, it may be even more annoying; Google suggests that it may originate from baseball and refers to a pitch within the batter's reach. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 8 hours ago, johnnydun said: Streaky bacon is excellent with pancakes and maple syrup. Grand-daughter has toast with Nutella and bacon. The deal with babysitting is we return them alive. I'm not there to help with lifestyle choices. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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