DiegoDiego Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 I once got ripped off on eBay, which I really should have seen coming, but I had their bank details. Every time one of those clipboard-weilding charity muggers approached me on Sauchiehall St I gladly signed them up to a direct debit for WWF, Save the Children, whatever. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 (edited) 39 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Fire round to the c**t's pad, chop his nether regions off and sell them back to the p***k framed . Good shout, I'll put the cat on a lead for 'back up'. Thank you. Edited June 13, 2022 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 I've messaged them. You get through all the bumff then get told you're on the waiting list. Thanks though!Ah, shame. Quick Google points you a gov. website but basically then says just phone round until you find one.https://www.mygov.scot/register-with-dentist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: I once got ripped off on eBay, which I really should have seen coming, but I had their bank details. Every time one of those clipboard-weilding charity muggers approached me on Sauchiehall St I gladly signed them up to a direct debit for WWF, Save the Children, whatever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 Just now, Loonytoons said: Ah, shame. Quick Google points you a gov. website but basically then says just phone round until you find one. https://www.mygov.scot/register-with-dentist 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 10 hours ago, Bairnardo said: @mathematics you got a price for this? Framed pic of @RH33’s chebs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 50 minutes ago, mathematics said: Framed pic of @RH33’s chebs. That will be some size of frame 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 Just now, Mark Connolly said: That will be some size of frame I'm chubby not fat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 1 minute ago, RH33 said: I'm chubby not fat. I never suggested either 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 33 minutes ago, RH33 said: I'm chubby not fat. Well proportioned 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 Anyone else been asked to do some work for The Queen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Shandön Par said: Anyone else been asked to do some work for The Queen? Yup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 11 minutes ago, RH33 said: Yup. Nice! Did you give her a wax? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 (edited) 16 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: How do I go about getting an NHS dentist? I was private but I cancelled that and now whoever I phone aren't accepting NHS (I have only tried three, tbf). Do I just need to keep phoning them until somebody says "Aye" or is there somewhere I can go and see ones with availability? f**k phoning round loads. If it's an emergency can you not call Dundee Dental Hospital and get some 1st year students to have a go... https://www.dundee.ac.uk/guides/get-treatment-dundee-dental-hospital Yes, you can sign up and just for routine stuff. Edited June 14, 2022 by SlipperyP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Shandön Par said: Anyone else been asked to do some work for The Queen? 54 minutes ago, RH33 said: Yup. Ok, I’ll bite. Details? Guess 1: she wants a panelled wall painted in a fetching shade of olive green? Guess 2: she asked you to w**k off His Nonciness? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 Ha! No. Much more tenuous than that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 7 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Ok, I’ll bite. Details? Guess 1: she wants a panelled wall painted in a fetching shade of olive green? Pretty much this. Not sure why me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Shandön Par said: Anyone else been asked to do some work for The Queen? Every fucking day! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cairn Terrier Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 Every fucking day!Aye, but do you do it….? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 48 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: Pretty much this. Not sure why me. If you take the gig do you automatically get the right to use one of those Royal ‘By Appointment to HMQ’ Warrants? Stickers on the side of the van, letterheaded quotations, etc? Should mean you can now charge a tasty premium for all those pesky Monarchists out there. I’d suggest stocking up on the red white and blue paint though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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