Stellaboz Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 That's Smudger's missus. You're a brave man. Aye but "hypothetical" wid. I learned my lesson crossing his turf before.She's punching. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Mr. Alli said: That's Smudger's missus. You're a brave man. He’s not paying her enough attention since his new friend moved in next door. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Shandön Par said: He’s not paying her enough attention since his new friend moved in next door. She feels lost and alone. That's her writing her suicide note. She can't live without the Smudger. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 9 hours ago, Dee Man said: Hold on one goddamn minute, I just read elsewhere that you got the head stuck on you and were out the game for a couple of weeks - seconds after my headbutting I was chasing my assailant down the street and apprehending him until the police arrived. I shall not have history rewritten, thank you very much. NO YOU HOLD ON!!!! I was simply stating that taking a napper to the snout is pretty fucking sore. That doesn't mean I am in the same bracket as someone who has to be scraped off the floor by his wife if he puts his aftershave on too hard.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 11 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: 12 hours ago, Dee Man said: I've got no idea mate, you're the one making up the stories so you tell me. What childhood trauma turned you into such a cynical mess? His first visit to Dens Park. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: NO YOU HOLD ON!!!! I was simply stating that taking a napper to the snout is pretty fucking sore. That doesn't mean I am in the same bracket as someone who has to be scraped off the floor by his wife if he puts his aftershave on too hard.... It was Old Spice and I had cut myself shaving. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Were squished crows that have been run over as intelligent as most, or were these ones just the thicko simpletons of the crow world? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 9 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Were squished crows that have been run over as intelligent as most, or were these ones just the thicko simpletons of the crow world? It could be they were the coffin dodgers of the corvid world and too slow to react to the articulated lorry of doom. Or maybe they had taken some dodgy pills and were raven... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 On 26/09/2020 at 07:24, Stellaboz said: On 26/09/2020 at 07:20, Shandön Par said: That’s very clever. Wid You do realise that Hello Kitty is a 3rd grade student (approx 9 years old)? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: You do realise that Hello Kitty is a 3rd grade student (approx 9 years old)? She's about 21 in cat years m8. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 40 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: You do realise that Hello Kitty is a 3rd grade student (approx 9 years old)? And who says I'm not as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: It could be they were the coffin dodgers of the corvid world and too slow to react to the articulated lorry of doom. Well, that's just the problem. Crows leave one of their number to watch for approaching traffic and when a car comes along it calls "CAW! CAW!" Unfortunately they haven't learned to call "LORRY! LORRY!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 26 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: And who says I'm not as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: You do realise that Hello Kitty is a 3rd grade student (approx 9 years old)? How do you know so much about her age, hmm? Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: How do you know so much about her age, hmm? Hide contents Get this apparently she’s not even a cat. Spoiler Or even real to be honest (tbh). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Get this apparently she’s not even a cat. Reveal hidden contents Or even real to be honest (tbh). But do you know who she is, and why she has so much merchandise? Asking for a bunch of comedians from roughly fifteen years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 (edited) On 26/09/2020 at 07:27, Stellaboz said: Aye but "hypothetical" wid. I learned my lesson crossing his turf before. She's punching. REMEMBER ME? Smudger from the bronx Edited September 28, 2020 by D.A.F.C 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 If you were to gut a dead adult Friesian horse and then replace the organs with a 63kg human corpse, would the staff at the knackery notice any suspicious weight difference prior to incineration? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: If you were to gut a dead adult Friesian horse and then replace the organs with a 63kg human corpse, would the staff at the knackery notice any suspicious weight difference prior to incineration? @Ingo ohne Flamingo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingo ohne Flamingo Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 33 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: @Ingo ohne Flamingo Couple of sand bags should do the trick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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