Bairnardo Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 Can you put a bottle of piss in a sofa stream?Yeah, in some shops its come with a label that says "Becks" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 53 minutes ago, Mr X said: I picked up a second hand soda stream for buttons last year. Fantastic purchase. I'd moved from drinking coke to fizzy flavoured bottled water. It's saved me a fortune and god knows how many trips to the supermarket How much are the flavoured syrups? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 13 hours ago, philpy said: Was in Grangemouth on Monday, and noticed a road called "ice house brae". How did such a name come about?? It's Vanilla Ice's Scottish residence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 57 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 1 hour ago, Shandön Par said: Can you put a bottle of piss in a sofa stream? Yeah, in some shops its come with a label that says "Becks" I won’t hear a bad word about the Germans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 33 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: How much are the flavoured syrups? Bloody expensive and taste like shit I got one with the soda stream, tried it and it was awful. I just buy double strength regular diluting squash. £1 for a 1.5l bottle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 13 hours ago, philpy said: Was in Grangemouth on Monday, and noticed a road called "ice house brae". How did such a name come about?? The V fell off the start. That’s Mrs Bairnardo’s Place of work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 Yeah, in some shops its come with a label that says "Becks"Becks, piss water served to tosssers for eons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 Where do all these bots come from? Are they like rosebay willowherb seeds floating about the net until landing in the rich fertiliser that is P&B? What's the point of them? If the Russians really wanted to sow discord and anarchy they wouldn't get their bots to turn up on General Nonsense they'd turn up on the BRALT or Clyde threads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 On 16/09/2020 at 22:16, philpy said: Was in Grangemouth on Monday, and noticed a road called "ice house brae". How did such a name come about?? The remains of an ice house seem to be up there and even a curling rink is shown on the 1800s OS Map (now the site of the A9). FWIW, the start of Ice House Brae road cuts right across the site of the Antonine Wall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Re: Sodastream, why not try gravy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Re: Sodastream, why not try gravy? Fizzy Buckfast is the real connoisseurs choice for the sodastream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 What's doing all the biting (insect, no euph) these days? I have two belters on my leg including one that's pretty sore and has that circle round it that's really hard. Heard a few other folk recently had bites including one guy who had one that got badly infected. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 (edited) o2 have offered me an early upgrade. Every option is a 36 month deal - is this their new contract length or are they trying to tie me into an extra 12 months to let me upgrade 3 months early? Edit : ignore this. Can build a deal about 4 pages forward. Edited September 19, 2020 by Mr. Alli 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 4 hours ago, Bairnardo said: What's doing all the biting (insect, no euph) these days? I have two belters on my leg including one that's pretty sore and has that circle round it that's really hard. Heard a few other folk recently had bites including one guy who had one that got badly infected. Apparently some humans' body chemistry is tasty to biting insects, some not so much. I've always been in the not-so-tasty category, which probably explains...other aspects of my life. You, my friend, appear to have gravitated into the "tasty" category. Take full advantage while you can. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Apparently some humans' body chemistry is tasty to biting insects, some not so much. I've always been in the not-so-tasty category, which probably explains...other aspects of my life. You, my friend, appear to have gravitated into the "tasty" category. Take full advantage while you can. Given @Bairnardo 's diminutive size he must be a midges Amuse-bouche. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Given @Bairnardo 's diminutive size he must be a midges Amuse-bouche. Artist's impression: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Any dog friendly pubs in Crieff? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 (edited) Other than being something that could have doubled as a prosthetic leg in the 1800s, does anybody here know what the hell this thing was designed for? Edited September 21, 2020 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 11 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Other than being something that could have doubled as a prosthetic leg in the 1800s, does anybody here know what the hell this thing was designed for? I climbed Everest with two of those. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: I climbed Everest with two of those. Prosthetic legs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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