BFTD Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: I'll just say 640px images of my cock are central to the anti 5G properties of the device. So close to working out a surefire method of getting your hole aff tinfoil hatters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 18 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: These folk are all anti-vaxxers who knows what you'd catch off them Your hole, if you play your cards right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 6 hours ago, Ludo*1 said: It's part of the riots that are currently going on. They attacked a local target store and she decided to dish out some vigilante justice. There's an image of her with her knife out a bit before this: Looks like something out Robot Wars 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 I almost never get sunburned but have basically never worn sunscreen in the U.K. yesterday I was outside for almost the entire day and I’ve got a slightly red nose but not burned. I don’t sunbathe but I don’t stay out of the sun. My wife was sitting in the shade but didn’t notice the sun as on her back for a few minutes and has been burned to a crisp. Why is this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 probably more fitting here than in the Covid specific thread as it's a bit of a blogpost; my hayfever is starting to flare up significantly, have been disciplined with taking my antihistamines every day for the past few weeks but my eyes are unbelievably itchy today and were also bad yesterday. Will just have to take stronger/more frequent antihistamines and wash my hands with soap even more frequently in the house. Sneezing a bit more but not too bad, mainly watery/itchy eyes. Probably have to be more mindful than even at the start of lockdown, I'm confident I've not contracted Covid at any point and would quite like to keep it that way, would be fucking shite to get this far and then be out shopping, reflexively itch my at one of my eyes after touching something with the virus on it and then end up at death's door. My thoughts and prayers are with my fellow P&B hayfever sufferers. We'll get through this x 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: I almost never get sunburned but have basically never worn sunscreen in the U.K. yesterday I was outside for almost the entire day and I’ve got a slightly red nose but not burned. I don’t sunbathe but I don’t stay out of the sun. My wife was sitting in the shade but didn’t notice the sun as on her back for a few minutes and has been burned to a crisp. Why is this? Genetics. 10 minutes ago, Thistle_do_nicely said: probably more fitting here than in the Covid specific thread as it's a bit of a blogpost; my hayfever is starting to flare up significantly, have been disciplined with taking my antihistamines every day for the past few weeks but my eyes are unbelievably itchy today and were also bad yesterday. Will just have to take stronger/more frequent antihistamines and wash my hands with soap even more frequently in the house. Sneezing a bit more but not too bad, mainly watery/itchy eyes. Probably have to be more mindful than even at the start of lockdown, I'm confident I've not contracted Covid at any point and would quite like to keep it that way, would be fucking shite to get this far and then be out shopping, reflexively itch my at one of my eyes after touching something with the virus on it and then end up at death's door. My thoughts and prayers are with my fellow P&B hayfever sufferers. We'll get through this x Thankfully I don't suffer from that but a guy I used to know swore by dipping his head in to a bucket/basin/sink/bath of cold water to help with the itching of the eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: I almost never get sunburned but have basically never worn sunscreen in the U.K. yesterday I was outside for almost the entire day and I’ve got a slightly red nose but not burned. I don’t sunbathe but I don’t stay out of the sun. My wife was sitting in the shade but didn’t notice the sun as on her back for a few minutes and has been burned to a crisp. Why is this? Hrhm. Might be hair (even fine hair over most of the body) or comparative skin tones, I think you burn a lot easier if you're a pale skin and freckles type? 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: Genetics. Thankfully I don't suffer from that but a guy I used to know swore by dipping his head in to a bucket/basin/sink/bath of cold water to help with the itching of the eyes. Yeah, have rinsed out my eyes with cool water - has helped a bit. Might cut down on the TV and computer time, too, although seeing as the back garden has been lawnmower'd heavily that's almost a no go zone to me at the minute! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 54 minutes ago, Thistle_do_nicely said: probably more fitting here than in the Covid specific thread as it's a bit of a blogpost; my hayfever is starting to flare up significantly, have been disciplined with taking my antihistamines every day for the past few weeks but my eyes are unbelievably itchy today and were also bad yesterday. Will just have to take stronger/more frequent antihistamines and wash my hands with soap even more frequently in the house. Sneezing a bit more but not too bad, mainly watery/itchy eyes. Probably have to be more mindful than even at the start of lockdown, I'm confident I've not contracted Covid at any point and would quite like to keep it that way, would be fucking shite to get this far and then be out shopping, reflexively itch my at one of my eyes after touching something with the virus on it and then end up at death's door. My thoughts and prayers are with my fellow P&B hayfever sufferers. We'll get through this x I enjoyed his 12" back in the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: I almost never get sunburned but have basically never worn sunscreen in the U.K. yesterday I was outside for almost the entire day and I’ve got a slightly red nose but not burned. I don’t sunbathe but I don’t stay out of the sun. My wife was sitting in the shade but didn’t notice the sun as on her back for a few minutes and has been burned to a crisp. Why is this? Are you black with a ginger wife? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: That's the most erotic thing I've ever heard of in my life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Thistle_do_nicely said: probably more fitting here than in the Covid specific thread as it's a bit of a blogpost; my hayfever is starting to flare up significantly, have been disciplined with taking my antihistamines every day for the past few weeks but my eyes are unbelievably itchy today and were also bad yesterday. Will just have to take stronger/more frequent antihistamines and wash my hands with soap even more frequently in the house. Sneezing a bit more but not too bad, mainly watery/itchy eyes. Probably have to be more mindful than even at the start of lockdown, I'm confident I've not contracted Covid at any point and would quite like to keep it that way, would be fucking shite to get this far and then be out shopping, reflexively itch my at one of my eyes after touching something with the virus on it and then end up at death's door. My thoughts and prayers are with my fellow P&B hayfever sufferers. We'll get through this x It's a fucking nightmare eh?? Itchy eyes haven't started yet, but been sneezing like f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 26 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Are you black with a ginger wife? Reported. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 3 hours ago, ICTChris said: I almost never get sunburned but have basically never worn sunscreen in the U.K. yesterday I was outside for almost the entire day and I’ve got a slightly red nose but not burned. I don’t sunbathe but I don’t stay out of the sun. My wife was sitting in the shade but didn’t notice the sun as on her back for a few minutes and has been burned to a crisp. Why is this? Ginga ?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the aggressive beggar Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Thistle_do_nicely said: probably more fitting here than in the Covid specific thread as it's a bit of a blogpost; my hayfever is starting to flare up significantly, have been disciplined with taking my antihistamines every day for the past few weeks but my eyes are unbelievably itchy today and were also bad yesterday. Will just have to take stronger/more frequent antihistamines and wash my hands with soap even more frequently in the house. Sneezing a bit more but not too bad, mainly watery/itchy eyes. Probably have to be more mindful than even at the start of lockdown, I'm confident I've not contracted Covid at any point and would quite like to keep it that way, would be fucking shite to get this far and then be out shopping, reflexively itch my at one of my eyes after touching something with the virus on it and then end up at death's door. My thoughts and prayers are with my fellow P&B hayfever sufferers. We'll get through this x My Favourite bit of music trivia. Who played the music to My Name Is by Eminem? 2:10 in. Cant do spoilers, so check out the line up details Also Kill All Hippies by Primal Scream to kick it off. Edited May 29, 2020 by the aggressive beggar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 1 minute ago, the aggressive beggar said: My Favourite bit of music trivia. Who played the music to My Name Is by Eminem? Cant do spoilers, so check out the line up details Chas & Dave. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the aggressive beggar Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Chas & Dave. Bang on, what a tune. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the aggressive beggar Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 On a side note, im lying gassed in the garden after 2nd day back at work after 2 months off and the wee lass is playing Avril14th by Aphex Twin and Im Still standing by elton john on the keyboard. And its still about 15 degrees. Fucking magic 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 22 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Chas & Dave. Reminds me of a poster outside a club in East London, advertising an upcoming show: 30 March, Chas and Dave (not the real Dave.) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 (edited) I've just discovered that there was a character in "Mork and Mindy" called Arnold W@nker. He was a landlord. Edited May 29, 2020 by tamthebam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 5 hours ago, the aggressive beggar said: On a side note, im lying gassed in the garden after 2nd day back at work after 2 months off and the wee lass is playing Avril14th by Aphex Twin and Im Still standing by elton john on the keyboard. And its still about 15 degrees. Fucking magic 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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