Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 The lazy c**t looks like Dr Bunsen Honeydew out of the muppets... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Angus man diagnosed with chronic lateness condition Jim Dunbar has been late for everything. Late for work, late for football matches, late for holidays. He’s left women stood waiting on a first date, turned up to meals with friends hours after he should have and even arrived for funerals long after they’ve begun. But the 57-year-old says that it isn’t his fault after his poor timekeeping was diagnosed as a medical condition — at a Ninewells hospital appointment he was half-an-hour late for. Despite his chronic lateness diagnosis, Jim, who has spent most of his life living in Fintry, still struggles to arrive on time as he tackles the incurable condition. Recently Jim, who now lives in Forfar, tried to go to the cinema. Knowing that it could be a problem getting to Dundee’s DCA for a 7pm show, he gave himself an 11-hour head-start. He arrived 20 minutes late. http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/angus-man-diagnosed-with-chronic-lateness-condition-1.124428 It's hereditary, his troubles started when his mother was late. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 It has it's upside, he's a Dee so he misses all their matches. Dundee United fan Jim said: “I got up at 8.15am to go to a David Bowie film at the DCA that started at seven o’clock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Biggie you have to remember he's a geriatric fool. Give him a chance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 I'm pretty annoyed that theyre using Youth Lagoon on a Robinsons ad atm. Sort of ruins it really doesn't it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Had an office mare today, 100% polyester trousers, not good. Pubic hair standing up like i was resting my nuts on a fully charged van de graaff generator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Had an office mare today. Inside or outside the closet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 This morning on our way into a multi-storey car park, my other half dropped me off just inside the front entrance where I was quickly out the car in 3 secs. Cue the warden coming out of his little office thing to give me an aggresive telling saying "if you're going to get dropped off, do it outside! I'll let you off this time but if you do it again then I'll have you charged!". WTF is that all about? We're always stopping in there anyway letting people reverse park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Went out for a quiet family meal to celebrate our anniversary and my birthday which is next week. I have just been told that I am booked on a flight at 6 in the morning! On Saturday I am supposed to be visiting a salt mine and on Sunday I am off to Auschwitz. Not really sure what to think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 This morning on our way into a multi-storey car park, my other half dropped me off just inside the front entrance where I was quickly out the car in 3 secs. Cue the warden coming out of his little office thing to give me an aggresive telling saying "if you're going to get dropped off, do it outside! I'll let you off this time but if you do it again then I'll have you charged!". WTF is that all about? We're always stopping in there anyway letting people reverse park. Tell him that sounds fine - he has no way to enforce a charge for it so it'd be funny to watch him steam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Is the flight ticket one way? Aww would you miss me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Went out for a quiet family meal to celebrate our anniversary and my birthday which is next week. I have just been told that I am booked on a flight at 6 in the morning! On Saturday I am supposed to be visiting a salt mine and on Sunday I am off to Auschwitz. Not really sure what to think. HR clearly think you're in urgent need of re-education. Perhaps a mistimed, ironic joke with racial connotations? Anyway, ask the Saturday guide who worked in the salt mine during the war, and what they produced. Created some serious squirming and obfuscation when I went. Wait till the end till you ask it though, you'll see what I mean. Don't try to create any humorous incidents at Auschwitz though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Went out for a quiet family meal to celebrate our anniversary and my birthday which is next week. I have just been told that I am booked on a flight at 6 in the morning! On Saturday I am supposed to be visiting a salt mine and on Sunday I am off to Auschwitz. Not really sure what to think. If you're in the machine gun tower don't lean over to far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 When I got home last night, I took a big Stella glass and put hot chocolate powder in it. My mum told me the glass would smash with boiling water in it, to which I replied "aha!" and poured cold water from the kettle into it, stirred it and walked off with a massive grin. It was absolutely disgusting. :lol: actually laughing so much at that. Nothing quite like being stubborn. It's so much fun. Even when we're wrong, we're right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Can book a hotel suite in Edinburgh for 60 quid more than what it would cost for a weekend in the premier inn. This is strange. f**k it, 50m2 room it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-23810979 "Perhaps the film was fairly new when they were carving this and if he was thinking of an alien perhaps the alien from the film was his idea of an alien. "I'm sure he wasn't deliberately copying the alien in the film. It was just a concept of an alien." Needs more alien, imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/205050-kilsyth-squad/page-3 Juniors at it again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 http://youtu.be/JkTsyll1SUo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Wow. It's no Double Dream Hands, anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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