mizfit Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 Fear for mizfit’s willie if she offers him a hand job!I would be so lucky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 (edited) Wasn't sure whether this has already been mentioned / to put this in "What Are You Drinking ?" or here. Decided on here. Absolutely bizarre way to celebrate killing your enemy, to wit, a celebratory drink out of his prosthetic leg. So, P&B, are the Aussie SAS well within the bounds of taste and decency or are they guilty of war crimes as defined in the Geneva Convention ? https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/dec/01/photo-reveals-australian-soldier-drinking-dead-taliban-prosthetic-leg https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/dec/03/commanders-who-ignored-australian-soldiers-drinking-from-taliban-fighters-prosthetic-leg-must-be-accountable-senator "Under section 268.81 of the commonwealth criminal code, the taking of property without the consent of the owner may be classified as the war crime of pillaging, which carries a penalty of 20 years’ jail time, former military lawyer Glenn Kolomeitz said." Edited December 3, 2020 by Florentine_Pogen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 I can understand looking for a bit of flavouring if it was shitty Australian lager. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 Did any actor ever make the crossover from Rab C Nesbit to Chewin the Fat? And if not, why not? Julie Wilson-Nimmo (Greg Hemphill’s missus) played Gash’s girlfriend Sally, when he was poisoned by chemical sewage, on a Nesbitt family trip to the Lake District (presumably based on the Sellafield plant). The episode was titled ‘Fuel’. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 (edited) 14 hours ago, mizfit said: Unfortunately not, my box of wires and cables is still in my old bedroom at my parents. I have no idea how, I can only presume it was jammed under the television unit and slightly worn, before she’s Yanked it completely. Be very wary if she offers you a hand job... @Raidernation Edited December 3, 2020 by Jacksgranda 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 38 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 A man named after Adolf Hitler has won a local election in Namibia - but insists he has no plans for world domination yet. Uunona Adolf Hitler, 54, was elected as a local politician for the town of Ompundja, in the north of the country, with 85% of the vote. However, Mr Uunona - as he prefers to be called - says that despite his unfortunate namesake, he has no plans to take over the world Speaking to the German news website Bild, he said his father gave him the name without understanding who the Nazi leader was or what he stood for. Namibia is a former German colony, so it is not unusual for streets, places and people to have German names 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 5 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Wasn't sure whether this has already been mentioned / to put this in "What Are You Drinking ?" or here. Decided on here. Absolutely bizarre way to celebrate killing your enemy, to wit, a celebratory drink out of his prosthetic leg. So, P&B, are the Aussie SAS well within the bounds of taste and decency or are they guilty of war crimes as defined in the Geneva Convention ? https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/dec/01/photo-reveals-australian-soldier-drinking-dead-taliban-prosthetic-leg https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/dec/03/commanders-who-ignored-australian-soldiers-drinking-from-taliban-fighters-prosthetic-leg-must-be-accountable-senator "Under section 268.81 of the commonwealth criminal code, the taking of property without the consent of the owner may be classified as the war crime of pillaging, which carries a penalty of 20 years’ jail time, former military lawyer Glenn Kolomeitz said." https://www.vox.com/22021226/australia-china-afghanistan-tweet People say that those that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones but why not if you can have good patter out of it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 (edited) Shite flung everywhere. Poor b*****ds https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9014157/Emergency-services-rush-large-explosion-warehouse-near-Bristol.html Edited December 3, 2020 by 8MileBU -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 I saw a Fiat 126 in Chambers Street yesterday. They were the boxy tiny Fiats you got in the 1980s- smaller than the Uno or the Panda they were the ones that even a certain diminutive Falkirk poster would struggle to fit into. I thought they'd all rusted away years ago. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 I saw a Fiat 126 in Chambers Street yesterday. They were the boxy tiny Fiats you got in the 1980s- smaller than the Uno or the Panda they were the ones that even a certain diminutive Falkirk poster would struggle to fit into. I thought they'd all rusted away years ago.I had a mate who had one, tremendous fun to drive 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 (edited) Big fan of this wee meltdown from Alyn Smith in The National: Quote WELL, I told you they wanted me out and they succeeded. Here, evidently, is where loyalty to the leadership of my party, to party policy and to the cause of independence gets me. Quote You’ve won. Congratulations. Now it’s on you to deliver. Excellent stuff. Edited December 4, 2020 by Szamo's_Ammo 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 9 hours ago, tamthebam said: I saw a Fiat 126 in Chambers Street yesterday. They were the boxy tiny Fiats you got in the 1980s- smaller than the Uno or the Panda they were the ones that even a certain diminutive Falkirk poster would struggle to fit into. I thought they'd all rusted away years ago. Did it have Polish plates? Saws white(ish) one yesterday and had to double-take. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Big fan of this wee meltdown from Alan Smyth in The National: Excellent stuff. He really does seem like a self-absorbed unctuous man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Big fan of this wee meltdown from Alan* Smyth in The National: Excellent stuff. *Alyn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: He really does seem like a self-absorbed unctuous man. Whatever did happen to that racist p***k? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Whatever did happen to that racist p***k? Went bankrupt, tried to emigrate to Hungary, Orban banned him as a national security risk. Now gone full Trumpy and claiming Covid vaccine is a plan to sterilise us all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 28 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Whatever did happen to that racist p***k? He’ll probably pop up with Galloway in Gove’s anti-Independence alliance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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