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37 minutes ago, Wile E Coyote said:

Listening to Breaking The News on Radio Scotland. One of the guests is a so-called comedian called David Kay. Genuinely the worst comedian I have ever heard on any broadcast media. Fucking horrendous

Raymond Mearns is the man 

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21 hours ago, Paul Kersey said:

A few days ago a rather large boil suddenly appeared on the side of my neck. 

This thing was huge, about half the size of a ping pong ball and in a really angry looking shade of red.

It was actually pretty uncomfortable. Any kind of pressure on it was painful. I've had difficulty sleeping the last few nights as I've had to find a position that didn't cause it to hurt.

Anyway, while I've been drinking beer and watching TV tonight it has decided to burst. Blood and pus is erupting all over the collar of my t-shirt like lahar from a volcano. It doesn't smell particularly nice either.  It's like a cute little puppy has decided to shite all over my shoulder.

I'm kinda hoping that it goes away for good now.

 

Is it called a carbunkle?

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On 08/04/2022 at 08:09, WhiteRoseKillie said:

Quite the opposite, imho. Then again, it'd be a boring world if we were all the same.

While these and Oasis were engaged in the overhyped "battle of Britpop", Pulp released "Different Class". Now there's a criminally underexposed band for you.

 

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The Osprey webcam from the Loch Of The Lowes is showing the return of the male (?) to the nest.  It's great viewing over the next few months when it shows the progress from eggs laid to the chicks leaving the nest.  Very relaxing and nature at its best on our doorstep.

https://scottishwildlifetrust.org.uk/things-to-do/watch-wildlife-online/loch-of-the-lowes-webcam/

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20 minutes ago, hearthammer said:

The Osprey webcam from the Loch Of The Lowes is showing the return of the male (?) to the nest.  It's great viewing over the next few months when it shows the progress from eggs laid to the chicks leaving the nest.  Very relaxing and nature at its best on our doorstep.

https://scottishwildlifetrust.org.uk/things-to-do/watch-wildlife-online/loch-of-the-lowes-webcam/

 

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20 hours ago, Boghead ranter said:

It is a truly awful programme.

It's an award winning truly awful programme apparently. 

If some of these cnuts can make a living being comedians then there's a lot of untapped talent on P&B, that's all I can say. 

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I’m packing the house today and came across some of the Willie pics I drew during lockdown and have decided I’m going to plant one somewhere for the new residents to find. Think I’ll cello tape it to the top of one of the food cupboards in the kitchen so they 100% know it was left on purpose.

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4 minutes ago, throbber said:

I’m packing the house today and came across some of the Willie pics I drew during lockdown and have decided I’m going to plant one somewhere for the new residents to find. Think I’ll cello tape it to the top of one of the food cupboards in the kitchen so they 100% know it was left on purpose.

Leave it somewhere the new owners' baby sitar will find it.  Maybe in your bass ment ??

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11 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said:

My wife has just discovered that Paul Simon was one half of Simon and Garfunkel. 

She's been listening to the Sound of Silence, Diamonds on the soles of her shoes etc for decades. 

Astonishing. 

Diamonds... fair enough, but Art Garfunkel was ON Sound of Silence!

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