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3 minutes ago, Bairn Necessities said:

Saw this on Twitter and thought this just sums up our club. Meaningless management PowerPoint drivel packaged up to look like a plan. 

Presumably the work of the useless CEO. Just GTF.

 

 

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Surely there's a typo at the bottom. Should read '8th place in championship not Premiership'.

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2 minutes ago, Marshmallo said:

"You're gonna need a bigger kettle"

Yes. It's not a major problem but I find it disrespectful to get invited to play against a local community side who don't pay players for the opening of their new stadium, in a friendly, and then proceed to run up the scoreline. 

I think given the current climate you'll find that most of us on here really don't give a f**k I'm afraid.

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Saw this on Twitter and thought this just sums up our club. Meaningless management PowerPoint drivel packaged up to look like a plan. 

Presumably the work of the useless CEO. Just GTF.

 

 

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Someone’s been on a course!

I wonder how many flip charts they got through whilst brainstorming that cliched management speak dross.

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12 minutes ago, Bairn Necessities said:

Saw this on Twitter and thought this just sums up our club. Meaningless management PowerPoint drivel packaged up to look like a plan. 

Presumably the work of the useless CEO. Just GTF.

 

 

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:lol:

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39 minutes ago, Bairn Necessities said:

Saw this on Twitter and thought this just sums up our club. Meaningless management PowerPoint drivel packaged up to look like a plan. 

Presumably the work of the useless CEO. Just GTF.

 

 

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Wow hahahahahaha.

What an absolute nick.

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52 minutes ago, Bairn Necessities said:

Saw this on Twitter and thought this just sums up our club. Meaningless management PowerPoint drivel packaged up to look like a plan. 

Presumably the work of the useless CEO. Just GTF.

 

 

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Is Stirling University a Falkirk Asset? What goes on there these days?

Oh and under MEDIA & COMMS  they missed out "Bullsh@t Cringey Slogan to Dupe the Mugs Into Buying Season Tickets Again"   

 

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2 minutes ago, Hank von Hell said:

Is Stirling University a Falkirk Asset? What goes on there these days?

Oh and under MEDIA & COMMS  they missed out "Bullsh@t Cringey Slogan to Dupe the Mugs Into Buying Season Tickets Again"   

 

I presume its well out of date as Stirling Uni and the academy are now long gone.

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1 hour ago, Bairn Necessities said:

Saw this on Twitter and thought this just sums up our club. Meaningless management PowerPoint drivel packaged up to look like a plan. 

Presumably the work of the useless CEO. Just GTF.

 

 

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This is brilliant :lol:

I do like how under commercial they have 'profitability'. Quite.

Whoever wrote this really knows their stuff.  

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4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

"What does 8th place in the Premiership look like". 

It's nice to have dreams. You may be lying in the gutter but you're looking up at the stars.

8th place is such a nonsensical idea as well, why not 7th or 9th? Whats so special about 8th?

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1 minute ago, Jason King said:

8th place is such a nonsensical idea as well, why not 7th or 9th? Whats so special about 8th?

It’s Craig Campbell’s favourite number.

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