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More drama from Elgin:

https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/moray/6151144/elgin-roundabout-marriage-proposal/

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Bedsheets with spray painted messages wishing people happy birthday are almost an everyday occurrence at the Edgar Road and Linkwood Road roundabout.

However, a series of signs this week has left people intrigued – and keen for closure about what has actually happened.

Two signs appeared next to each other on the Edgar Road roundabout yesterday afternoon.

The first is from a mystery romantic asking a woman called Rachel to marry them.

However, the proposal is immediately rejected in dramatic style.

A neighbouring sign reads: “No! You slept with my brother.”

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On the bus through to Methil, passing Cupar, and there appears to be some kind of festival on the go. 

Folk sporting mediaval costumes, birds of prey enthusiasts, funfair rides, a pipe band*, army recruitment c***s, ice cream van, candy floss stall, some kind of cooking display. But there was next to nobody there apart from these assorted weirdos. 

And there's rain forecast for later. 

 

*Edit - nothing wrong with pipe bands

 

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4 hours ago, carpetmonster said:

Beechgrove enthusiast gets huckled for getting his Jim McColl’s out

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https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/11300376/pensioner-no-underwear-gardening-exposed-neighbours-borders/

Someone dobbed him for getting his dibber out.

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5 hours ago, carpetmonster said:

Beechgrove enthusiast gets huckled for getting his Jim McColl’s out

IMG_3367.thumb.jpeg.9256834be492b693626759104875e074.jpeg

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/11300376/pensioner-no-underwear-gardening-exposed-neighbours-borders/

How are they defining a “short kilt” here? Will we be seeing the polis having lads stand up straight, arms at side and checking to see the kilt is at least fingertip length? If it was the lassie on page three in a short skirt and no underwear, would the complaint have been made? Sexism!

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