Granny Danger Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Aye, he wouldn't need to look at her fat stomach ever again. Yeah, that was the point I was making but I think it was a little to subtle for our throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 You are just jealous because you can't get an erection without viagra. Doubt that would work either. BTW your patter is terrible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 It was a low blow - apologies ! Too little too late pal. I have been inconsolable since your previous post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 It was a low blow - apologies ! Doubt that would work either. Nice of the lad to offer, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 ^^^Planning to surprise Throbber with a donkey punch. Two-birds/One stone. I admire your efficiency David B) Sakes. Trust you not to be able to hold your water! Happy Birthday, Throbs; sorry someone had to ruin the present 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 In other news, the Titanic has hit an iceberg. Were there any survivors? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Cowdenbeath man reacts badly to being dumped. Goes on arson and robbery spree before being arrested in a bush in Cowdenbeath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 On Sunday I had to spend TWO HOURS shopping for a new kitchen, including a fifteen minute discussion* about whether the new worktops should have round or beveled edges. Where did it all go wrong? *if you can call me repeatedly stating 'I don't give a f**k' in a monotone basis for a discussion 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 On Sunday I had to spend TWO HOURS shopping for a new kitchen, including a fifteen minute discussion* about whether the new worktops should have round or beveled edges. Where did it all go wrong? *if you can call me repeatedly stating 'I don't give a f**k' in a monotone basis for a discussion Round edges increase your chances of survival when you pass out drunk and smash your head off the edge. The downside to that is that round edges increase your chances of survival when you pass out drunk and smash your head off the edge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 On Sunday I had to spend TWO HOURS shopping for a new kitchen, including a fifteen minute discussion* about whether the new worktops should have round or beveled edges. Where did it all go wrong? *if you can call me repeatedly stating 'I don't give a f**k' in a monotone basis for a discussion 2 hours? I was an hour looking, but wait until it gets to the design and paperwork stage. 2 and a bit hours design, and an hour and half on fucking paperwork!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 First time I've noticed this thread. I'm anxious to find out what's become of poor throbbers missus since she was completely humiliated by the man in her life... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 On Sunday I had to spend TWO HOURS shopping for a new kitchen, including a fifteen minute discussion* about whether the new worktops should have round or beveled edges. Where did it all go wrong? *if you can call me repeatedly stating 'I don't give a f**k' in a monotone basis for a discussion Round, no discussion necessary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Monkeys. Best banana eaters IMHO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
printer Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 I couldn't handle going out with a religious girl at all, Sundays are for drinking. And on the seventh day, God went to Wotherspoon, got rat-arsed and had a kebab on the way home to heaven. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 On Sunday I had to spend TWO HOURS shopping for a new kitchen, including a fifteen minute discussion* about whether the new worktops should have round or beveled edges. Pretty sure choosing the wrong option is a sign of beastliness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 I never understand posters/men who state they get dragged shopping with the other half and hate it. If you don't want to go, just don't go. Don't be so spineless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 (edited) When it's stuff for the home you can't let the woman run wild otherwise you will get shite you don't want. Clothes shopping is another matter though. Better shite you don't want than constant whinging about "I wanted such and such but he didn't" style remarks for the next 20 years. Edited March 2, 2016 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 On Sunday I had to spend TWO HOURS shopping for a new kitchen, including a fifteen minute discussion* about whether the new worktops should have round or beveled edges. Where did it all go wrong? *if you can call me repeatedly stating 'I don't give a f**k' in a monotone basis for a discussion I trust you'll be contacting your ol' pal for a quote... 2 hours? I was an hour looking, but wait until it gets to the design and paperwork stage. 2 and a bit hours design, and an hour and half on fucking paperwork!!!! I'd love it if clients were as quick as that making a choice on a kitchen. More often than not my clients take umpteen showroom visits, a hundred emails and half a dozen 3D designs and quote changes before finally deciding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 I trust you'll be contacting your ol' pal for a quote... I'd love it if clients were as quick as that making a choice on a kitchen. More often than not my clients take umpteen showroom visits, a hundred emails and half a dozen 3D designs and quote changes before finally deciding. That's my experience. We'd probably dick you about for a while, then buy the cabinets from you but just get the appliances online. We (I say we, but really I mean the wife) also messed a couple of other companies about and had them do designs and quotes for no sale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 When it's stuff for the home you can't let the woman run wild otherwise you will get shite you don't want. Clothes shopping is another matter though. The worst thing you can do when you get hitched is have a joint bank account. Then you end up having to be involved in joint decisions and joint shopping expeditions, or be in danger of all your hard earned cash being spent on crap you don't want. I resisted that temptation to have a joint account. I am no longer married. Possibly a moral to the tale there. I am, however, happy with the outcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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