Bold Rover Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 3 minutes ago, greendot said: Nope, don't get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 Just now, Bold Rover said: Nope, don't get it. Sure you don't... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 What do you call a camel with 1 hump? A dromedary. What do you call a camel with 2 humps? A bactrian. What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Spoiler Humprey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 4 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: Nope, don't get it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 14 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: Nope, don't get it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 29 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Penny has dropped. Play on “take”. Rubbish joke, wasn’t worth the thinking time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mathematics Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 8 hours ago, Bold Rover said: Penny has dropped. Play on “take”. Rubbish joke, wasn’t worth the thinking time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 16 hours ago, Bold Rover said: Penny has dropped. Play on “take”. Rubbish joke, wasn’t worth the thinking time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Get the untaxed version today!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 I've just reversed the car up the driveway and clipped my dad's wing mirror. I thought "f**k, oh well he won't know it was me". As soon as I walk in my dad says "shame about that parkinson" Shit 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 13 minutes ago, scottsdad said: I've just reversed the car up the driveway and clipped my dad's wing mirror. I thought "f**k, oh well he won't know it was me". As soon as I walk in my dad says "shame about that parkinson" Shit That was so bad even the tumbleweed couldn't be arsed moving. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustOneCornetto Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Very sexist, however... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 I thought a snail would become faster if I removed it's shell but it just became more sluggish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 23 minutes ago, scottsdad said: I thought a snail would become faster if I removed it's shell but it just became more sluggish. What does a slug say to a snail? "Big Issue, sir?" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 What you do call a ginger guy in a porno? Spoiler The cameraman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Arch Stanton Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 I need some legal advice. DFS have just told me that the sofa I ordered will be another 10 weeks. Where do I stand? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 In the event of a nuclear strike, there's a certain point a certain distance from Ground Zero that every frozen pizza will be cooked to perfection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 3 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: In the event of a nuclear strike, there's a certain point a certain distance from Ground Zero that every frozen pizza will be cooked to perfection. And people standing 20 feet closer to ground zero than the pizza will have bodies doing a passable impersonation of a pizza with pepperoni on a barbecue sauce base with an extra portion of spicy pork. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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