tamthebam Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 37 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: And people standing 20 feet closer to ground zero than the pizza will have bodies doing a passable impersonation of a pizza with pepperoni on a barbecue sauce base with an extra portion of spicy pork. At least I'd be a six incher at last .. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 My cousin used to go out with a woman who was into extreme fisting. Things got so crazy he eventually gave her the elbow. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 15 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: In the event of a nuclear strike, there's a certain point a certain distance from Ground Zero that every frozen pizza will be cooked to perfection. Seems a bit extreme way of dealing with people who like pineapple on a pizza. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 5 hours ago, GordonD said: Seems a bit extreme way of dealing with people who like pineapple on a pizza. Isn't that called a Hawaiian? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 RTE are binging out a topical news show which couples Chinese cuisine. It's called Mick the Wok. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 I've just got one of those Humpty Dumpty toys from Aldi for my grandson. It's brilliant. It comes with Aldi King's horse's and Aldi King's men 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jimbaxters Posted September 19, 2023 Share Posted September 19, 2023 Mate of mine has decided to raise some spare cash so he's selling his Sooty & Sweep glove puppet collection. Doesn't want that much for them, he just wants them off his hands. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DannyBlue Posted September 19, 2023 Share Posted September 19, 2023 Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can't tell me that's just a coincidence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jimbaxters Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 Last night my wife was carrying a basket full of ironing she'd just done when she tripped and fell, dropping the basket. Have to admit I wasn't much help. I just sat and watched it unfold. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 I asked my kid what her generation called the game where you knock on someone's door then run away. "Hermes delivery driver" 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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superwell87 Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except for one person. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dan Steele Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 Just had a bill from my lawyer. Unbelievable . "For crossing the road to speak with you then finding it wasn't you - £35.00". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustOneCornetto Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 HELP, can anyone tell me the name of the actor who played Forrest Gump? T hanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 Just tried to change my password to beef stew Computer said it wasn't stroganoff 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 In Britain they call it a lift. In America an elevator. Some people are just raised differently. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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