Guest bernardblack Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 When going out for a walk in the rain, my suggestion of taking an umbrella each is met with a statement along the lines of,"No, it's nice walking together under the brolly". This then means that she is hanging on to my arm pulling me down as she is much shorter, with both of us getting soaked on the "outer arm". Also, any shopping items which may be accrued ("may"..pffft!) also have to go on the conjoined inside arm. Never happier to get in the hoose. Of course all of this wouldn't be an issue if she would just be content to stay in if it's raining. There’s a lot to this and I feel your pain for all of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 10 minutes ago, mathematics said: Look I know your Mrs only has cleavers, it’s not my fault. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Boo Khaki said: Typical rectangular block of cheese. Lends itself to being easily and neatly cut with any decent knife. No. After she's been at it, it invariably ends up looking like someone has tried to hack it to death with a soup ladle. Speaking of poor cheese etiquette, Mrs. FP is very often guilty of 1st Degree Grating Crimes, to wit, she doesn't cut a piece of requisite size off the block, oh no........she takes the entire block out of the resealable bag (of course, only resealable if she hasn't sliced off the reseal strip) and then grates off a corner, leaving finger gouges and indentations in the block. Rips my f*cking knittin', so it does......... Aaaaaaaaaaaand breathe.......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 19 minutes ago, RH33 said: If not grating, use a potato peeler get strips off the block. Or go totally wild and buy a cheese slicer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 Just now, RH33 said: Look I know your Mrs only has cleavers, it’s not my fault. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Or go totally wild and buy a cheese slicer. Why it’s essentially the same thing?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 Glad to see it's an eco-friendly cheese cutter. We've got a huge problem with non-eco-friendly cheese cutters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Busta Nut said: Close, but even this diagram is a bit too uniform to be an accurate depiction. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Glad to see it's an eco-friendly cheese cutter. We've got a huge problem with non-eco-friendly cheese cutters. You just hate the planet don't you Mr Sarky! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 I'm sure someone on here once posted a picture of a block of cheese with a bite taken out of it. I think it was @Dindeleux / @Sortmeout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sortmeout Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I'm sure someone on here once posted a picture of a block of cheese with a bite taken out of it. I think it was @Dindeleux / @Sortmeout. Nope don’t think that was me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Brannigan Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 Her incorrect pronounciation of "champagne" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 7 minutes ago, Zapp Brannigan said: Her incorrect pronounciation of "champagne" Go on then Hard "ch", "g" or both? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 21 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: Typical rectangular block of cheese. Lends itself to being easily and neatly cut with any decent knife. No. After she's been at it, it invariably ends up looking like someone has tried to hack it to death with a soup ladle. Mine can get quite a sharp point on the block if she's been grating it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Setsniffer Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 21 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: Typical rectangular block of cheese. Lends itself to being easily and neatly cut with any decent knife. No. After she's been at it, it invariably ends up looking like someone has tried to hack it to death with a soup ladle. Takes me back to the my younger days, ma maw never cut a tomato in slices, looked more like something that hadn't paid a debt to a mexican cartel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Setsniffer Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Go on then Hard "ch", "g" or both? neither , Asti - Mar - Tini. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Brannigan Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 20 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Go on then Hard "ch", "g" or both? Neither!! Weird right...!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 42 minutes ago, coprolite said: Mine can get quite a sharp point on the block if she's been grating it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Has anybody mentioned plughole hair? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Has anybody mentioned plughole hair? [emoji35][emoji35]Are you in the toilet in The Scotia? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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