philpy Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 People who drink corona, with a slice of lime. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 If you have to add fruit to your beer to make it taste better, there's a sign you're doing life wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 That’s the only time I get any fruit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 Folk in the stand behind a goal who wave their arms around to try and put off a penalty taker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Nae bother Torquil. I was friends with a Torquil. It was his third name. The first two were normal names. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 Folk in the stand behind a goal who wave their arms around to try and put off a penalty taker.What about when playing Fifa or PES? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 19 hours ago, ThatBoyRonaldo said: People who are eager to slag someone off or claim that someone (usually a professional of some kind) doesn't know what they're talking about. People who will badmouth their kids' teachers are maybe the most common example of this. Healthcare workers and people from the council too. Massive alarm bells when someone starts self-righteously pontificating about how someone with infinitely more knowledge and experience who is there to help them 'doesnt know what they're talking about' or suchlike. Can you add match officials to that list.....?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 14 hours ago, coprolite said: I was friends with a Torquil. It was his third name. The first two were normal names. Compared to Torquil, maybe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 If you have enough money to have 3 names then Torquil should be one of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 19 hours ago, ThatBoyRonaldo said: People who are eager to slag someone off or claim that someone (usually a professional of some kind) doesn't know what they're talking about. People who will badmouth their kids' teachers are maybe the most common example of this. Healthcare workers and people from the council too. Massive alarm bells when someone starts self-righteously pontificating about how someone with infinitely more knowledge and experience who is there to help them 'doesnt know what they're talking about' or suchlike. Related behaviour is prioritising anecdote or experience over statistics as evidence. Eg: There can't be global warming because it doesn't seem any hotter Smoking can't be bad for you because granny smoked a pipe for 75 years. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Anyone who goes on a 120 mile bike ride “for fun” is OFTW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 On 29/10/2019 at 00:33, coprolite said: Related behaviour is prioritising anecdote or experience over statistics as evidence. Eg: There can't be global warming because it doesn't seem any hotter Smoking can't be bad for you because granny smoked a pipe for 75 years. I think I'll be taking Donald Trump's word on climate change over 11000 scientists, thank you very much. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I think I'll be taking Donald Trump's word on climate change over 11000 scientists, thank you very much. He is highly intelligent 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 9 minutes ago, coprolite said: He is highly intelligent When he talks, you listen. Actually, you do, but not for the right reasons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted November 8, 2019 Author Share Posted November 8, 2019 He is highly intelligent He said himself that he has a very big brain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 On 28/10/2019 at 04:23, Cerberus said: People who have business cards. People who use Scotland flags as part of their twitter account name. Even people that have businesses? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 On 28/10/2019 at 16:33, coprolite said: granny smoked a pipe for 75 years. Dirty girl 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Dirty girl And more than just the one, I heard..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 People so unoriginal that they name their business Scot/Alba/Caledonia/Ecosse something. People who micromanage to the very last detail. People who sit in the inner seat and put their bag on the window seat and/or put their feet on the seats. People with no self-awareness to thank someone who does a good deed or helps them out. People who swing a conversation around that it is all about them or their thoughts often something so far from the original chat People who talk at you, often two fucking minute monologues where you've lost the will to live, but too much of a pussy to say nothing but end up agreeing with them in the hope that they will go away. Also, same selfish arseholes who will never ask a question ; just a big long monologue about their life. Jobsworths in crappy jobs - WTF are you doing? All that work for no reward and arseholes like me thinking you're a smug bellend with too much pride in yourself. People who are constantly phoning people from a car. I'm probably jealous of their social circle, but f**k sake, just drive your fucking car and listen to the radio/podcast. Loud phone talkers - it's often Guvnors. Next time you hear someone screaming in to their phone on public transport, the person will be English. Getting engaged after 18 months to someone. Constantly taking selfies/pictures/videos at an event. Aye, one two but put it away. Describing your self by a political ideology. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 (edited) Anyone who orders a roll and potato scone from the roll shop. Such a request is ALWAYS followed with the order taker querying, 'what, JUST scone on the roll?!' Edited November 9, 2019 by djchapsticks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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