Traits That Make You Wary

[Jacksgranda]

If you say so.

[Mark Connolly]

15 hours ago, Highland Capital said:

The Northern Irish are able to rhyme the word 'now' with the word 'boy'.

Hoy noy broyn coy, tiem for a parr sharr.

[Cerberus]

Women with dirt under their fingernails are always durty.

[BFTD]

Women with dirt under their fingernails are always durty.

Always a treat when some lassie with ridiculous fake talons comes in, and you notice one of them has peeled off, exposing the hideous manky nightmare hiding underneath...

[welshbairn]

On 10/11/2019 at 15:59, Highland Capital said:

The Northern Irish are able to rhyme the word 'now' with the word 'boy'.

In Derry they greet you by saying "What a budgie!". The correct response is flapping your elbows.

[Scotty Tunbridge]

Giving your son the same first name as your own

Catching up on this thread. This is definitely weird AF. There is a family living round the corner who have carried the name ‘Alec’ on through four generations. The tiny grandad who can now barely walk is still referred to as ‘Big Alec’, His son still gets called ‘Wee Alec’ by them even though he’s now taller than his dad and has had his own son and grandson both called ‘Alec’.

[Dons_1988]

People at work who I barely know slating other colleagues to me. To me it suggests:

1) you're probably a c**t and

2) you would not hesitate in slating me to others should you deem me to have wronged you

[SweeperDee]

People at work who I barely know slating other colleagues to me. To me it suggests:
1) you're probably a c**t and
2) you would not hesitate in slating me to others should you deem me to have wronged you

I just change the subject forcibly if someone talks ill of someone who’s not there, it’s shitwhawk behaviour.

[Bairnardo]

People at work who I barely know slating other colleagues to me. To me it suggests:
1) you're probably a c**t and
2) you would not hesitate in slating me to others should you deem me to have wronged you

The second one is the most pertinent point and one that must never be forgotten at work.

[Miguel Sanchez]

On 11/11/2019 at 07:01, Mark Connolly said:

Hoy noy broyn coy, tiem for a parr sharr.

missus bunfield, etc

[Highland Capital]

Use the phrase "In the name of the wee man!".

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

4 minutes ago, Highland Capital said:

Use the phrase "In the name of the wee man!".

That's @Bairnardo's wife you're talking about.

[Cptn Hooch]

Folk with two first names...like Scott Allan

[Mark Connolly]

6 hours ago, Cptn Hooch said:

Folk with two first names...like Scott Allan

Not as bad as people with two second names

Or Crawford Allan, who has his name the wrong way round.

[Archie]

On 10/11/2019 at 14:43, BigFatTabbyDave said:

As we're doing pronunciations, the way Michael Howard used to say "fillum" marked him out as a nogoodnik, even if you ignored everything else he did as Home Secretary.

I get him mixed up with Bishop Brennan these days..."this blasphemous fillum, The Passion of St Tibulus..."

I once told Michael Howard to f**k off.

[BFTD]

I once told Michael Howard to f**k off.

In the same way most of us did, or in person?

Either way, not enough greenies in the world, but here's one for your trouble.

[19QOS19]

Not as bad as people with two second names
Or Crawford Allan, who has his name the wrong way round.

AKA. Total c**t. Or as he'd do it, c**t Total.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

3 hours ago, Archie said:

I once told Michael Howard to f**k off.

You should have asked him if he threatened to overrule Derek Lewis.

[Highland Capital]

People who tell you they don't like or aren't interested in traveling. 

[Dee Man]

On 18/01/2020 at 09:53, Cptn Hooch said:

Folk with two first names...like Scott Allan

What about Phil and Gary's dad, Neville Neville (RIP GBNF). I could never decide if that was two first ior two second names.