topcat(The most tip top) Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 I can honestly say I’ve found about 5% (max), of the “nurses” posted attractive. I guess the slut/dirty look does nothing for me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 11 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Calling our proud, brave NHS workers sluts? You should be made do 100 laps of your back garden and think about your comments . Clearly wants the American system where these images cost thousands of dollars each. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendan Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 36 minutes ago, peasy23 said: My brother and sister in law both went for tests on Sunday. She failed to even get tested as she found it impossible to keep her tongue out the way when they were trying to swab her tonsils, he needs to wait for 5 days for the results. Think somebody nailed it further up the thread when they said that Hancock will start saying that the capability to carry out 100k tests per day is there, but people aren't going for the tests. I could be wrong, but isn't testing in Scotland the responsibility of the Scottish Government? The time it takes to get a result back is also mental - how can we possibly manage this with a five day turnaround for results? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 8 hours ago, Thereisalight.. said: I can honestly say I’ve found about 5% (max), of the “nurses” posted attractive. I guess the slut/dirty look does nothing for me 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 (edited) On 28/04/2020 at 02:04, Bairnardo said: Despite having no interest in clapping for anyone outside my door like a performing seal at a prescribed time, when I was out for a run today, an ambulance passed me with the blues on. I gave them a wee clap, and the guy in the passenger seat gave me a thumbs up. It gave me an enormous sense of wellbeing. I see you’ve gained a stalker - shortnado - who is stalking you with dots. I would of thought the ‘llittle people’ would show greater solidarity with one another. I’m away to check which team shortnado supports. If it’s the usual - Scotland - I’ll be disappointed. Any guesses who you’ve pissed off recently? Must have been a spat? Edit: correction, it’s Shortnardo. You pissed someone off a lot on 18th April. Edited April 29, 2020 by Scary Bear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Willie Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 8 hours ago, Thereisalight.. said: I can honestly say I’ve found about 5% (max), of the “nurses” posted attractive. I guess the slut/dirty look does nothing for me I'm the same but I'm 77, whit's your excuse? 1 hour ago, peasy23 said: My brother and sister in law both went for tests on Sunday. She failed to even get tested as she found it impossible to keep her tongue out the way when they were trying to swab her tonsils, he needs to wait for 5 days for the results. Well that's me fcuked! I got my tonsils oot in 1949. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 10 hours ago, H Wragg said: 11 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Sorry? I understood him perfectly. So did I. I was apologising, but I wasn't sure if I was allowed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 McDonald's Greggs and other shops/ take-aways working on plans to re-open. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 14 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 1 hour ago, peasy23 said: My brother and sister in law both went for tests on Sunday. She failed to even get tested as she found it impossible to keep her tongue out the way when they were trying to swab her tonsils, he needs to wait for 5 days for the results. Think somebody nailed it further up the thread when they said that Hancock will start saying that the capability to carry out 100k tests per day is there, but people aren't going for the tests. I've just had an idea for a new lockdown service! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 HOUSE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 26 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: McDonald's Greggs and other shops/ take-aways working on plans to re-open. That'll be huge queues outside then, that'll work out well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 That's Johnson had another bairn. A couple more weeks off, pretty convenient for him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KnightswoodBear Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 7 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: That's Johnson had another bairn. A couple more weeks off, pretty convenient for him. To be named Winston Brexit Are Bois Eton Dominic Cummings de Pfeffel Johnson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Todd_is_God Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 25 minutes ago, bennett said: That'll be huge queues outside then, that'll work out well. McDonald's aren't planning on opening their doors to anyone bar delivery drivers. Do Gregg's deliver up here yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Onion Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 17 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: That's Johnson had another bairn. A couple more weeks off, pretty convenient for him. Boris must be in charge of counting the figures used in the daily updates as they appear as flimsy as when he counts up how many kids he has. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 22 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: That's Johnson had another bairn. A couple more weeks off, pretty convenient for him. There will be folk on here wanting to collect for a gift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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