Shandon Par Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 5 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: Highly debatable Anyway, into the oven she goes Looks good so far. Don’t get drunk and wake up tomorrow with them still in the oven. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkmenbashi Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 Now that the lockdown has been slightly loosened I have got my first tinder date for next weekend with a French burd. Slightly better looking than my average match as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 18 minutes ago, Turkmenbashi said: Now that the lockdown has been slightly loosened I have got my first tinder date for next weekend with a French burd. Slightly better looking than my average match as well. You know the rules... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 8 hours ago, jamamafegan said: Attempting to make beef jerky today. Will this be an achievement? We’ll find out tomorrow. Stay tuned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 Scanned and posted a load of stuff for the Petershill Facebook page that I have been meaning to do for ages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 The jerky is done.It looks like burnt shite but I can tell you that it is absolutely delicious and as good as anything I’ve bought from the shops. I’m surprised at how good it is actually, very pleased. Bit of effort required to make but worth it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: The jerky is done. It looks like burnt shite but I can tell you that it is absolutely delicious and as good as anything I’ve bought from the shops. I’m surprised at how good it is actually, very pleased. Bit of effort required to make but worth it. It looks like something swept off the floor of the Wuhan Wet Market. I'd eat it tbf. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 2 hours ago, jamamafegan said: The jerky is done. Looks like Gunther's labia trophy collection. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 Couldn't you just have cooked and eaten the beef properly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 I listened to Never Mind the Bollocks by The Sex Pistols this afternoon, had a pizza & refrained from lobbing a bit of moss into next doors' inflatable hot tub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 4, 2020 Author Share Posted May 4, 2020 Watching Westworld and drinking home made beer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 22 hours ago, jamamafegan said: Highly debatable Anyway, into the oven she goes Washed down with diluting Jews? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 On 28/04/2020 at 12:23, Silverton End said: Mine are all crisp, unused bills Granny. That reminds me. Last episode of Breaking Bad to watch tonight. Should I watch El Camino or Better Call Saul next? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Silverton End said: I listened to Never Mind the Bollocks by The Sex Pistols this afternoon, had a pizza & refrained from lobbing a bit of moss into next doors' inflatable hot tub. Pogo-ing and gobbing instead of the lobbing? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: Washed down with diluting Jews? Oh jaggy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: That reminds me. Last episode of Breaking Bad to watch tonight. Should I watch El Camino or Better Call Saul next? El Camino, it’s the natural follow on Saul is a prequel. If you have a TV on the ceiling you can be like Huell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Oh jaggy On 01/05/2020 at 09:23, Dele said: Diluting Jews. Tea and coffee aren't really an ideal substitute, you're just swapping one addictive thi g for another. (As @Shandon Par will testify, when he finishes his 31st coffee today, in 6 minutes) Sorry m9...blame @Dele 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 25 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Pogo-ing and gobbing instead of the lobbing? I was feeling quite aggressive earlier, and let me say that I have nothing against folk having a hot tub, inflatable or fixed, no sirree, I really don't. But when they site it right next to the dividing garden fence, like 2ft away, & it sounds like a Harrier Jump Jet when activated, just as I'm listening to the sounds of nature in my garden, I will take every measure to interfere with it's operation. Today, I bucked that trend thanks to The Sex Pistols. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Silverton End said: I was feeling quite aggressive earlier, and let me say that I have nothing against folk having a hot tub, inflatable or fixed, no sirree, I really don't. But when they site it right next to the dividing garden fence, like 2ft away, & it sounds like a Harrier Jump Jet when activated, just as I'm listening to the sounds of nature in my garden, I will take every measure to interfere with it's operation. Today, I bucked that trend thanks to The Sex Pistols. ‘Avoiding a ban’ type post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, Silverton End said: I was feeling quite aggressive earlier, and let me say that I have nothing against folk having a hot tub, inflatable or fixed, no sirree, I really don't. But when they site it right next to the dividing garden fence, like 2ft away, & it sounds like a Harrier Jump Jet when activated, just as I'm listening to the sounds of nature in my garden, I will take every measure to interfere with it's operation. Today, I bucked that trend thanks to The Sex Pistols. Set up one of those inflatable hot tubs in the garden yesterday. Surprisingly noisy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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