microdave Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 My beard. and yes.... i'm very patriotic....^^^ Hot Shot Hamish.I've had a beard for 9 years now and I doubt I'll ever go back to being clean shaven again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 Just now, MixuFixit said: Na I was just sort of gleaning it from people's posts - sorry I missed you off Lockdown maut be really boring you. Try desperate housewives I've found it surprisingly good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 11 minutes ago, microdave said: ^^^ Hot Shot Hamish. I've had a beard for 9 years now and I doubt I'll ever go back to being clean shaven again. It's LadBaby! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 1 hour ago, microdave said: ^^^ Hot Shot Hamish. I've had a beard for 9 years now and I doubt I'll ever go back to being clean shaven again. After 9 years you'd be expecting it go be like ZZ top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 Aye, go on then. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, Granny Danger said: I’m sure there are jobs where there is reason for it, not sure keithgy has such a job. I had a quick check on this a wee while back. Religious or medical reasons aside, an employer can make you be clean shaven if they want and, other than leave, there is nothing you can do about it. ETA for the benefit of MixuFixit here's mine Edited May 16, 2020 by Todd_is_God 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 5 hours ago, microdave said: ^^^ Hot Shot Hamish. I've had a beard for 9 years now and I doubt I'll ever go back to being clean shaven again. That's stubble, not a beard 2 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Aye, go on then. That's a beard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Pennel Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 This thread is magnificent. And, no,...I'm not showing you mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 9 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Aye, go on then. Brian Blessed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 12 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Aye, go on then. Dad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 This could quite possibly be exactly why he started that thread in NSFW. Enjoy and erm, play safe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 I was off work for a while about 13 years ago and I stopped shaving. The itchy phase lasted a couple of weeks but after that I went full bear's arse. Very pleasing result. I keep it reasonably short for work, because a long beard looks mental with a suit. A run around with a beard trimmer every couple of weeks or so is plenty. All this talk of beard oils and moisturisers - your face should do that for you. Personally I think a stylised beard is often the hallmark of a douchebag, makes you look like a baddie from A Handsmaid's Tale, but each to their own. I hated shaving, I found it a total waste of time and it irritated my skin. It felt like I was fighting nature every day for no good reason. I've always had the red blotchy jaw look of Andrei Arshavin so it was good to hide that too. Impressive wind resistance properties too - it keeps you warmer in winter yet doesn't seem to add any warmth in summer at all. Every man should give it a go at least once in his life. If you don't like it then fine, take it off. This lockdown is the ideal chance to find out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 Beards can come in many shapes and forms. Take your pick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 26 minutes ago, GordonS said: I was off work for a while about 13 years ago and I stopped shaving. The itchy phase lasted a couple of weeks but after that I went full bear's arse. Very pleasing result. I keep it reasonably short for work, because a long beard looks mental with a suit. A run around with a beard trimmer every couple of weeks or so is plenty. All this talk of beard oils and moisturisers - your face should do that for you. Personally I think a stylised beard is often the hallmark of a douchebag, makes you look like a baddie from A Handsmaid's Tale, but each to their own. I hated shaving, I found it a total waste of time and it irritated my skin. It felt like I was fighting nature every day for no good reason. I've always had the red blotchy jaw look of Andrei Arshavin so it was good to hide that too. Impressive wind resistance properties too - it keeps you warmer in winter yet doesn't seem to add any warmth in summer at all. Every man should give it a go at least once in his life. If you don't like it then fine, take it off. This lockdown is the ideal chance to find out. Part of the reason I grew - and kept - mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 (edited) 19 hours ago, BawWatchin said: You can sense the resentment, seethe and bitterness of P&Bs wee men. I'd give them advice on how to grow a majestic 'wife stealing' beard. But natural selection hasn't been kind to them and there's just no cure for that. They also can be seen reluctantly drinking bottles of pisswater bud or pints of carling in a pathetic attempt to pretend to like beer and try to fit in. I pity them tbh. Edited May 17, 2020 by gannonball 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 They also can be seen reluctantly drinking bottles of pisswater bud or pints of carling in a pathetic attempt to pretend to like beer to try and fit in. I pity them tbh. A Million ways to die in the West adequately covered the manliness of facial hair. It's not up for debate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 On 16/05/2020 at 11:07, heedthebaa said: Goatee for the summer months, foo for the winter. Long beards are unhygienic 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 On 16/05/2020 at 05:25, Raidernation said: After 55 years I finally gave in (didn’t shave when I did my 28 days rehab and just tidied it up afterwards) this is what I have 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 On 16/05/2020 at 09:23, mathematics said: I’ve not shaved since lockdown started. Will let it grow and see what mess I can create. I’ll get it fixed professionally before going back to work, whenever that may be. Surely no coincidence - Ayrshire’s finest: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Heedthewa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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