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1 hour ago, BFTD said:

Uh oh - looks like there's going to be good weather this summer; better fake a worldwide pandemic and kill millions for an excuse to keep everyone indoors.

We need a good conspiracy theory to explain people who actually believe this stuff. Maybe brain worms from space? They don't show up on autopsies because they're invisible.

I think what Le Tiss is getting at is that the government both planned the pandemic and manipulated the weather to suit. 

I'm very grateful they did as I spent a month landscaping around the house, a job we'd just been quoted 8 grand for before they released the China virus on us.

I really need to fix the garage roof this year so hopefully their human bird flu concoction is just about ready to go.

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33 minutes ago, Zetterlund said:

I think what Le Tiss is getting at is that the government both planned the pandemic and manipulated the weather to suit. 

I'm very grateful they did as I spent a month landscaping around the house, a job we'd just been quoted 8 grand for before they released the China virus on us.

I really need to fix the garage roof this year so hopefully their human bird flu concoction is just about ready to go.

I don't think he's really thought this one through. Wouldn't it make more sense to have Zeus conjure up torrential rains if you wanted to keep everyone indoors during your plandemic?

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4 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

Looks like those bounders at the European Court of Human Rights have been bought off by 'big climate'. Will this conspiracy ever end?!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-68768598

Thankfully we're going to end up being governed exclusively by King Charles III and Prime Minister William Rees-Mogg, who will protect our interests much better than so-called Europe and their supposed "human rights".

Britons don't need foreign garbage like "protections" and "tolerable living conditions".

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14 hours ago, Wacky said:


Speculation is that they could also jam up road networks at the press of a button by remotely switching cars off, causing lost revenue to world economy. 
It’s not that far fetched I suppose. 

So Thatch was right- British Leyland workers must have been KGB stooges in the 1970s then! Da Comrade, we will bring their economy to its knees by bunging up the roads with broken down Princesses and Allegros. 

I'd laugh if their button also included e-bikes. All those courier tossers suddenly coming to a halt and going arse over tit. 

 

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2 hours ago, ICTChris said:

The deep state forces Naomi Wolf to make a foundational mistake in her book to prepare for the pandemic, a year later.

 

 

I don't know what the context for all this is, but the fear that governments would exploit a pandemic to erode liberties is an entirely sensible one. It was my main fear (aside from, obviously, death) at the start of all that. 

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1 minute ago, velo army said:

I don't know what the context for all this is, but the fear that governments would exploit a pandemic to erode liberties is an entirely sensible one. It was my main fear (aside from, obviously, death) at the start of all that. 

Not me, I had no liberties to erode.

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1 hour ago, velo army said:

I don't know what the context for all this is, but the fear that governments would exploit a pandemic to erode liberties is an entirely sensible one. It was my main fear (aside from, obviously, death) at the start of all that. 

I don't think it was entirely sensible tbh and Naomi Wolf is a fruit loop.

The idea that any government would want to force people to stay at home instead of be out working and spending money is completely irrational and illogical. For example, one of the first big things they did after the first lockdown was Eat Out to Help Out.

What civil liberties do we, or did we, have that governments want to curtail? The right to protest - but even at the height of Covid risks they were remarkably accepting of protests against Covid restrictions, the Met Police and racism. What else?

People vastly overestimate how much governments care about what they do with their days.

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On 09/04/2024 at 14:15, BFTD said:

I don't think he's really thought this one through. Wouldn't it make more sense to have Zeus conjure up torrential rains if you wanted to keep everyone indoors during your plandemic?

For conspiracy theorists everything that happened must have been intended to happen, so you just change the narrative to suit the events. Nothing could ever be coincidental. 

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On 09/04/2024 at 14:15, BFTD said:

I don't think he's really thought this one through. Wouldn't it make more sense to have Zeus conjure up torrential rains if you wanted to keep everyone indoors during your plandemic?

Not if he's wanting to fix his leaky garage roof, no.

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42 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

I'm not following this. If the government planned the weather to coincide with a pandemic, why would the weather be nice when people had to stay indoors?

Government clearly in the pocket of the aircon industry, makes you think.

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2 minutes ago, GordonS said:

For conspiracy theorists everything that happened must have been intended to happen, so you just change the narrative to suit the events. Nothing could ever be coincidental. 

Aye, I saw that Flat Earth documentary which posited that a lot of these folk don't believe anything happens randomly. Must be a treat to live with.

It also made the point that, for a lot of these folk, these conspiracy movements are their first experience of friendship, so they have to believe our of fear that they'll end up back being Billy No-Mates again if they question anything. Makes you wonder how many members of the National Socialist German Worker's Party just liked the beer and chatting shite about the football, then pretended to agree with wee Adi's rants about racial purity to avoid having to make friends elsewhere.

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2 hours ago, BFTD said:

Makes you wonder how many members of the National Socialist German Worker's Party just liked the beer and chatting shite about the football, then pretended to agree with wee Adi's rants about racial purity to avoid having to make friends elsewhere.

Explains Airdrie.

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17 hours ago, BFTD said:

Aye, I saw that Flat Earth documentary which posited that a lot of these folk don't believe anything happens randomly. Must be a treat to live with.

It also made the point that, for a lot of these folk, these conspiracy movements are their first experience of friendship, so they have to believe our of fear that they'll end up back being Billy No-Mates again if they question anything. Makes you wonder how many members of the National Socialist German Worker's Party just liked the beer and chatting shite about the football, then pretended to agree with wee Adi's rants about racial purity to avoid having to make friends elsewhere.

Makes you feel pleased when you don't win the lottery.

What a lonely feeling that must be. 😄

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1 hour ago, TxRover said:

Think she'd let you buy this...it's got a Jaguar engine,

https://tanks-alot.co.uk/product/scorpion-light-tank/

No.

I've been trying to pique her interest in something a bit novel for the next car, but she "wants a new one".

Ideally, I'd get a Kubelwagen kit and get someone to build it.

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