Leith Green Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Fine... The fat guy is called Pete, aged 42. He lives in Queensferry but works at Nationwide in Dunfermline, one of the few to do the reverse commute. He lets the location of the MotoGP determine his holiday location. He has no kids, but has a cat. Person 1 is Neil, aged 38. He's an electrician from Kirkliston, and listens to Metallica most days. He supports Hibs, but attends two games a season on average. Person 2 is Carly. She's shagging Neil and is just hanging around him like a lost puppy. In her spare time he paints beach pebbles and sells them on Etsy. Person 3 is Doug, aged 17. He's working on an apprenticeship with Network Rail. He doesn't care about football and has two illegitimate kids. He refuses to say Mac 'n' Cheese. Person 4 is Gary, aged 65 and a grandfather to five. He's the manager and talks about nothing other than looking forward to retirement. Person 5 is Leonard. Nobody knows anything about him. He's that worker that gets paid to just stand about watching the others do stuff. Just let all 5 die, and push the fat fucker on the fire to get rid of any evidence - his lard will burn like the ethelyne flame at Grangemouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 Would I murder 1 complete stranger, to save the life of 5 complete strangers…. No, not my problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 Is the fat guy a Rangers supporter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budmiester1 Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 (edited) 4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Fine... The fat guy is called Pete, aged 42. He lives in Queensferry but works at Nationwide in Dunfermline, one of the few to do the reverse commute. He lets the location of the MotoGP determine his holiday location. He has no kids, but has a cat. Person 1 is Neil, aged 38. He's an electrician from Kirkliston, and listens to Metallica most days. He supports Hibs, but attends two games a season on average. Person 2 is Carly. She's shagging Neil and is just hanging around him like a lost puppy. In her spare time he paints beach pebbles and sells them on Etsy. Person 3 is Doug, aged 17. He's working on an apprenticeship with Network Rail. He doesn't care about football and has two illegitimate kids. He refuses to say Mac 'n' Cheese. Person 4 is Gary, aged 65 and a grandfather to five. He's the manager and talks about nothing other than looking forward to retirement. Person 5 is Leonard. Nobody knows anything about him. He's that worker that gets paid to just stand about watching the others do stuff. Do any of them have a valid PTS or PICOW/COSS card? If not then they are trespassing and deserve everything they get. Edited April 16, 2023 by budmiester1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 2 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: Is the fat guy a Rangers supporter? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 Surely between the five useless workies, one of them would have at least noticed a runaway trolley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 7 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Fine... The fat guy is called Pete, aged 42. He lives in Queensferry but works at Nationwide in Dunfermline, one of the few to do the reverse commute. He lets the location of the MotoGP determine his holiday location. He has no kids, but has a cat. Person 1 is Neil, aged 38. He's an electrician from Kirkliston, and listens to Metallica most days. He supports Hibs, but attends two games a season on average. Person 2 is Carly. She's shagging Neil and is just hanging around him like a lost puppy. In her spare time he paints beach pebbles and sells them on Etsy. Person 3 is Doug, aged 17. He's working on an apprenticeship with Network Rail. He doesn't care about football and has two illegitimate kids. He refuses to say Mac 'n' Cheese. Person 4 is Gary, aged 65 and a grandfather to five. He's the manager and talks about nothing other than looking forward to retirement. Person 5 is Leonard. Nobody knows anything about him. He's that worker that gets paid to just stand about watching the others do stuff. Anyone else read this in the narrators voice from Eminem, Guilty Conscience? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 7 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Fine... The fat guy is called Pete, aged 42. He lives in Queensferry but works at Nationwide in Dunfermline, one of the few to do the reverse commute. He lets the location of the MotoGP determine his holiday location. He has no kids, but has a cat. Person 1 is Neil, aged 38. He's an electrician from Kirkliston, and listens to Metallica most days. He supports Hibs, but attends two games a season on average. Person 2 is Carly. She's shagging Neil and is just hanging around him like a lost puppy. In her spare time he paints beach pebbles and sells them on Etsy. Person 3 is Doug, aged 17. He's working on an apprenticeship with Network Rail. He doesn't care about football and has two illegitimate kids. He refuses to say Mac 'n' Cheese. Person 4 is Gary, aged 65 and a grandfather to five. He's the manager and talks about nothing other than looking forward to retirement. Person 5 is Leonard. Nobody knows anything about him. He's that worker that gets paid to just stand about watching the others do stuff. They all sound like horrible people. As soon as the trolley goes past Pete, push him off the wall, and watch in delight as all 6 earn deadpool points 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 The families of the 5 workers would get a healthy pay day from Scotrail’s insurers. Enough for a week in Benidorm at least. Humpty Dumpty on the other hand, probably doesn’t even have a job. Wait until the trolley has scattered the 5 like bowling pins, then push fatty off the wall just for lolz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 Kill the fatty. Always kill the fatty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 The message I'm getting here is that I shouldn't be sitting on any walls anytime in the near future  2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 There's a real body-shaming vibe here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 Dangerous Rogue Trolley - Really Pricey Brief. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 On 16/04/2023 at 05:48, Shadow Play said: I’m assuming in this scenario Adam has a mobile phone in which case he would likely do nothing other than film and post the outcome on one or more of his social media platforms? That seems like the modern answer to this scenario. I give you: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 36 hours on and this thread is still going. Must be a really slow trolley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 On 16/04/2023 at 16:18, Cosmic Joe said: Is the fat guy a Rangers supporter? Hunty Dumpty? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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