Forage Banking Arrangements

[Bairnardo]

There is nothing these c***s won't say to keep up the grift.

Imagine using your media platform to try and convince people the UK is turning into fucking China because you don't want to admit you don't have as much money as you used to. 

The press are a fucking abomination in this country. This guy should be getting absolutely savaged all over the place for being a lying, shit stirring toad. 

[DrewDon]

He's actually broke 

[RiG]

On 30/06/2023 at 08:52, DiscoStu said:

You say that with such certainty, despite it having happened several times in the past.

This aged well etc.

[Sherrif John Bunnell]

It'll be a real shame if he has to seek asylum abroad for economic reasons.

[Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo]

Something, something, Russian sanctions, something.

[welshbairn]

On 30/06/2023 at 06:44, Johnny Martin said:

Hopefully the situation is resolved without too much embarrassment to the bank.

Indeed! 

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Nigel Farage fell below the financial threshold required to hold an account at Coutts, the prestigious private bank for the wealthy, the BBC has been told.

It is understood that he was subsequently offered a standard account at NatWest which owns Coutts.

Nigel Farage bank account shut for falling below wealth limit

[Miguel Sanchez]

On 03/07/2023 at 15:08, TONTROOPER said:

Tell that to the judge fish head.

I have no interest in the thread or the arguments in it but this made me laugh a lot.

[Blue Brazil Forever]

2 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

 

 

. This guy should be getting absolutely savaged all over the place for being a lying, shit stirring toad. 

Even on a fitrba forum ?

[welshbairn]

2 minutes ago, Blue Brazil Forever said:

Even on a fitrba forum ?

This is General Nonsense mate, you scrolled down too far.. 

[Blue Brazil Forever]

12 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

This is General Nonsense mate, you scrolled down too far.. 

I was off having a kip.

[Granny Danger]

On 03/07/2023 at 15:51, strichener said:

I will when you report the posts.  Although according to your earlier warnings it will be Div that has to answer for my content. 

The SNP stealing donations is not something that most people on here want to discuss anyway.  Lucky for Div.

It’s something I’m happy to discuss.  Have the SNP been stealing donations?

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

 

 

[Guest]

I think the biggest function of Farage is to cause distraction from actual politics. He's a weapon of mass distraction. This nonsense the last few days was concocted out of nothing and the media made sure to promote it into the public discourse. Even his Brexit can be seen as just one big long distraction from actual politics. It's only now with it finally ended that we see workers' pay and conditions being focused on and strikes happening. The destruction of the NHS is again at the forefront of people's concerns and climate change is finally receiving some attention. Farage received enormous financial patronage from the beginning and unrivalled media promotion. I think that elite backing was because he could divert the electorate's attention away from issues of distributive justice.

[10menwent2mow]

This couldn't have happened to a nicer c**t. 

 

[welshbairn]

FT says he recently redeemed a mortgage he had with Coutts, which brought him under their financial threshold. The truth is prosaic but doesn't plaster him all over the news as an anti-establishment warrior and victim, the lying wee spiv.

[Johnny Martin]

It's amusing to watch posters rush to the defence of the bank, blindly believe their spin.  Banks are known to be paragons of virtue, right enough 

Plenty existing Coutts customers are saying the threshold claim is nonsense, and as time goes on it becomes more and more clear that this is indeed a political decision.

This one ain't over.  Expect plenty twists and turns.

[Bairnardo]

27 minutes ago, Johnny Martin said:

It's amusing to watch posters rush to the defence of the bank, blindly believe their spin.  Banks are known to be paragons of virtue, right enough 

Plenty existing Coutts customers are saying the threshold claim is nonsense, and as time goes on it becomes more and more clear that this is indeed a political decision.

This one ain't over.  Expect plenty twists and turns.

Aye, imagine not believing a known liar, and instead believing the reason given by the people who shut down the account, for shutting down the account. 

Gimp. 

[coprolite]

28 minutes ago, Johnny Martin said:

It's amusing to watch posters rush to the defence of the bank, blindly believe their spin.  Banks are known to be paragons of virtue, right enough 

Plenty existing Coutts customers are saying the threshold claim is nonsense, and as time goes on it becomes more and more clear that this is indeed a political decision.

This one ain't over.  Expect plenty twists and turns.

It seems quite clear that it’s not a political decision.

Only a complete imbecile would think that banks do anything for reasons other than increasing profits.

Nigel’s “politics” are completely on brand for Coutts.

I’d like to see the attention seeking xenophobic liar put his money where his mouth is and take them to court for discrimination. 

[DA Baracus]

1 hour ago, Johnny Martin said:

It's amusing to watch posters rush to the defence of the bank, blindly believe their spin.  Banks are known to be paragons of virtue, right enough 

Plenty existing Coutts customers are saying the threshold claim is nonsense, and as time goes on it becomes more and more clear that this is indeed a political decision.

This one ain't over.  Expect plenty twists and turns.

Next time you could just simply type the words "Contrarian trolling" to save us all having to read your dull, boring routine.

[welshbairn]

1 hour ago, Johnny Martin said:

It's amusing to watch posters rush to the defence of the bank, blindly believe their spin.  Banks are known to be paragons of virtue, right enough 

Plenty existing Coutts customers are saying the threshold claim is nonsense, and as time goes on it becomes more and more clear that this is indeed a political decision.

This one ain't over.  Expect plenty twists and turns.

The problem you have is that he admits he was offered a Nat West account instead, and that his account was closed after paying off his mortgage which brought him below the bank's minimum financial threshold. He lies for a living and mugs like you fall for it every time.