coprolite Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Any full version of a name that's usually shortened, but only if it's insisted on by the owner. "Hi Mike" "it's Michael actually" "go f**k yourself Mike" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 18 Author Share Posted February 18 5 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Surnames as first names e.g. Taylor, Riley, MacKenzie, Brodie etc. They always end up sounding like a solicitors company. The ones which are professions as well are the worst, I wish nominative determinism became a more powerful force overnight and all folk called Cooper had to start making barrels and Tylers had to spend all day up on a roof in the pishing rain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 5 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: They always end up sounding like a solicitors company. The ones which are professions as well are the worst, I wish nominative determinism became a more powerful force overnight and all folk called Cooper had to start making barrels and Tylers had to spend all day up on a roof in the pishing rain. Or sitting at the door of the lodge waiting for an alarm... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 57 minutes ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: William (Billy) Big team found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Bruno Fernandes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 26 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Surnames as first names e.g. Taylor, Riley, MacKenzie, Brodie etc. The Scottish national rugby union team usually fit this criteria in huge numbers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Connor Caitlin Teddy Any surnames used as first names. Double barrelled names too, especially first names. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Chantelle is name that I hear in my head said in a super nasally Glasgweigan accent 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Any name where the parents are simply trying too hard to be different or edgy. If you're into naming your kids things like Bear, Storm, or Mercedes then you need a right good fucking look at yourself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Just now, 'WellDel said: Any name where the parents are simply trying too hard to be different or edgy. If you're into naming your kids things like Bear, Storm, or Mercedes then you need a right good fucking look at yourself. Or any reasonably normal name that’s been “improved” with a weird spelling, usually by changing letters to be “different”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Diego 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 It's not the names per se, but people should consider changing name depending on their occupation. I don't want a heart surgeon called Darren, or Chief Constable called Jaxon. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Mason 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 1 minute ago, MazzyStar said: Mason 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Just now, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Yes, that’s exactly why 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 14 minutes ago, TxRover said: Or any reasonably normal name that’s been “improved” with a weird spelling, usually by changing letters to be “different”. Bonus w*nker points if changing the letters extends to the omission of vowels, like Chrys or Cyndy and shit like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 5 minutes ago, MazzyStar said: Mason That's my nephew's name. Spoiler And my reaction when I found out that he had been named that was "what kind of fucking name is that?" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 1 hour ago, carpetmonster said: Disgusting name. Imagine having a name associated with the Massacre of Glen Coe. Should see the names of his other kids... https://nypost.com/2016/04/05/dad-who-named-kid-hitler-is-tired-of-being-treated-like-garbage/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 47 minutes ago, 'WellDel said: Bonus w*nker points if changing the letters extends to the omission of vowels, like Chrys or Cyndy and shit like that. Double down with Krys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oceanlineayr Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Jacob (purely down to that gimp cu*t Rees Mogg) Kieran Dylan Bonus 2nd name round: Hopkin Duffy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.