19QOS19 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 I suppose I'd do the same if I had to look out of my window and see Dumfries. (On my app, so please tell me where you are located so I can decide whether to take on this fight or crawl back under my rock ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 (On my app, so please tell me where you are located so I can decide whether to take on this fight or crawl back under my rock ) Edinburgh, as it says on the left. My window looks onto Holyrood Park and Arthur's Seat - I can actually see the damn thing for once as it's been hidden by mist for the last few days, No real offence meant against Dumfries, BTW - I'd have made the same joke wherever you were located! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Edinburgh, as it says on the left. My window looks onto Holyrood Park and Arthur's Seat - I can actually see the damn thing for once as it's been hidden by mist for the last few days, No real offence meant against Dumfries, BTW - I'd have made the same joke wherever you were located! I can't see the location on the app. Just your name Dumfries is ok for the most part if you like being unable to eat outside due to seagulls dive bombing you, having to shop online because there are no shops and enjoying the view of a junkie on every second street. Apart from that Dumfries is ok 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Getting a random alcohol and drug test on a Saturday morning at work. Can't I even have a pint on a Fri night now?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 I can't see the location on the app. Just your name Yes, I worked that out after I'd posted! Sorry... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Getting a random alcohol and drug test on a Saturday morning at work. Can't I even have a pint on a Fri night now?! I'd reckon it depends what field you work in. Drug testing in Peterhead is a bit like shooting fish in a barrel if you're looking for positive results. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Local radio advert for a business set-up agency & management consultants, they have previous satisfied customers giving a glowing report on the company.... One version of said advert has some bint proclaiming she is a "womanpreneur" - she actually says it twice. ARSEHILE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Sounds like Leith without the waterfront. Or the sunshine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 I hope you aren't an airline pilot. Work in the oil industry. They're just looking for cheap ways of getting rid of folk I reckon. The jokes on them though, I didn't touch a drop last night so I essentially got paid this morning for hanging around the medical room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 A mate of mine used to get tested regularly as a train driver. Stuck to a 3 pint rule and an early night, no problems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 A mate of mine used to get tested regularly as a train driver. Stuck to a 3 pint rule and an early night, no problems. Indeed. I have a BBQ tonight and am working tomorrow afternoon. I'll stop drinking about 11 tonight and even then I'll only have had about 5 cans. It's surely just common sense. Is it not about 12 hours alcohol remains in your system? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 (edited) Went to my local Morrisons this morning to try and get one of their fathers day "Tomahawk" steaks. None! Butcher told me that he asked for 40 of them and head office sent them 5. Edited June 18, 2016 by supermik 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Indeed. I have a BBQ tonight and am working tomorrow afternoon. I'll stop drinking about 11 tonight and even then I'll only have had about 5 cans. It's surely just common sense. Is it not about 12 hours alcohol remains in your system? I'd rather not drink at all than map out I will have 5 cans by 11pm tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 I'd rather not drink at all than map out I will have 5 cans by 11pm tbh. Each to their own I suppose, but I've no issue taking 5 cans and not drinking anymore once they're gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 One unit leaves your system per hour. The unit you are talking about is "an ejuculate" ? Certainly in your case ;-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Kids today can't even socialise without getting tanked up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 (edited) I love where I live (larbert) but Falkirk town centre has degenerated into an absolute fucking shiteholeWalked from my house upto Artisan tap a couple of weeks back. Journey takes about 15mins and I passed 2 beggars (not including the 1 i know would've been at Tesco) and countless rubbish bags and litter in the street.Not really a very appealing site as I headed out for an evening of beverages with my superb banter. Edited June 18, 2016 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Each to their own I suppose, but I've no issue taking 5 cans and not drinking anymore once they're gone. ^^^snorting off a hooker's arsecrack at 6am IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Walked from my house upto Artisan tap a couple of weeks back. Journey takes about 15mins and I passed 2 beggars (not including the 1 know would've been at Tesco) and countless rubbish bags and litter in the street. Not really a very appealing site as I headed out for an evening of beverages and my superb banter. Artisan Tap is a wanky shithole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Artisan Tap is a wanky shithole. What makes you think I'm no wanky? And thanks for saying I'm too good for Artisan Tap 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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