Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Gemma Cairney on the Glastonbury coverage, the TV presenters equivalent of thrush. All, "Like", and, "OMG". A truly irritating cnut! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 (edited) People who cycle on the fucking pavement! Especially when the road's empty. I was walking with a mate and his wife pushing a pram when a ned cycled at full speed through the middle of us. When we swore at him he slammed on his brakes, turned round and asked if we were calling him a c**t. As we replied, "Well, yes" it slowly dawned on him that I'm quite stocky and my mate was 6'4" and built like a brick shithouse, and he slinked off. Edited June 30, 2016 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Fucking HTML. Grr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Realised the other day term was finishing when I saw a bespoke stand in the Co-Op full of "THANK YOU TEACHER" and "BEST TEACHER" cards etc. Card companies know how to rip the arse right out of just about everything. They just have to make a card and guilt does the rest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 The yellow footballs Scottish football seems to have adopted all year round, looks like we're using them again. No idea why but it's annoying me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 The yellow footballs Scottish football seems to have adopted all year round, looks like we're using them again. No idea why but it's annoying me. White footballs and black football boots. Two things I'm genuinely shocked to see on a football pitch these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 It's half one in the morning, where are you? NZ. Update: found 50 bucks myself on the same site. Must have been a reckless drunk down there one night. A bad day turned good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 I take it you saw red over sjc's post. Why didn't you ignore it as if it was a traffic light? There's no traffic lights on pavements, sillypants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 I'm starting to think Throbber is really Allan Bennett. These little vignettes of domestic life are too good to be left to rot on the pages of a football website. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Kate Garraway and Ben Shepherd on Good Morning Britain trying to pass comment at the ceremony at the Lochnagar Crater on the Somme. 'So poignant considering what's going on in Europe this week' Trying to compare the Somme to Brexit FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 I had to google both Alan Bennett and the word vignette. When you typed "Alan" into Google did it autocorrect to "Anal" Throbbs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Well if it was going to happen to me anyway i would probably rather it was in the arse. When you typed "Alan" into Google did it autocorrect to "Anal" Throbbs? Sounds painful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 I was having a wee bottle of coke with dinner and my girlfriend asked if she could have a bit so i told her to finish the bottle. She then drank away at it and left the smallest dribble at the bottom, closed the lid then put it in the fridge. Maybe about 15 mm of fluid left. It's a woman thing. Empty ice lolly boxes in the freezer, empty biscuit packets in the cupboard, empty milk cartons in the fridge etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 I was having a wee bottle of coke with dinner and my girlfriend asked if she could have a bit so i told her to finish the bottle. She then drank away at it and left the smallest dribble at the bottom, closed the lid then put it in the fridge. Maybe about 15 mm of fluid left. I'm starting to think Throbber is really Allan Bennett. These little vignettes of domestic life are too good to be left to rot on the pages of a football website. And his girlfriend is Thora Hird! I'm seeing his posts in a whole new light now... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 I would hate to think what an anal Bennett would look/feel like! ^^^ reported for bigotry WATP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 And his girlfriend is Thora Hird! I'm seeing his posts in a whole new light now... Just read them as Bennett but with a soft Highland edge and they take on new gravitas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 (edited) Just read them as Bennett but with a soft Highland edge and they take on new gravitas. Puts a whole new spin on wanking in a sock. I could hear Thora muttering to herself, the way she does, in the kitchen while she curldled some whey, just as I was just getting ready to spurt my jism in a paisley sock in the observatory, as I am want to do on these lazy summer afternoons. Edited July 1, 2016 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 My girlfriend is away for the week but I have an exam and a shit load of hours at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Folk who type ridiculously loudly on keyboards - absolutely bizzare behaviour. Also predictive texting - the invention of an imbecile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 FTFY. Very fair, Mozzer - very fair indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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