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1 hour ago, throbber said:

 


Civil engineering. Doing groundwork stuff just now but am a bit if everything to trade.

Want out the industry though due to all these annoyances, would quite like to work... in flood prevention.

 

Anything to get to finger a dyke.

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17 hours ago, Swarley said:

When you sit next to someone on a bus and they make absolutely no effort to move over. Leaving you perching on the edge of the seat

Especially when they sit with their knees a yard apart. Makes me wonder if they've got mumps and their bollocks are the size of watermelons.

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1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said:

Lovely day, dreary night, beautiful morning...

Why can't weather forecasters tell me what the weather is going to be rather than give me their opinion of it?

Also, when the weather comes on and they tell you what the weather was like four hours ago. Honestly, who cares?!

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3 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

People who eat/drink stuff in shops before paying for it.

I normally hate that too but was absolutely gasping when I went into Tesco the other day so put a bottle of water in my basket and drank it on the way round. Felt the need to tell the guy at the checkout what I'd done but he couldn't give a f**k.

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13 hours ago, philpy said:

Office staff at work asking the yard/warehouse staff to empty their bins. f**k off, you cliquey, lazy c***s. It's your mess.

Office staff are generally lazy as f**k.

Spend all day tapping away at a computer and call that hard work.

Remember once getting asked to move a few desks for some office c***s. Have to wonder how I'm supposed to be better equipped at lifting a heavy desk than you your majesty.

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24 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said:

Office staff are generally lazy as f**k.

Spend all day tapping away at a computer and call that hard work.

Remember once getting asked to move a few desks for some office c***s. Have to wonder how I'm supposed to be better equipped at lifting a heavy desk than you your majesty.

^^^ Should have stuck in at school.

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Day off.....long lie.
Other half makes me a cup of tea to have while still in bed.


Totally ruins it by using the book I am reading that is lying on bedside table as a coaster for my tea.

Book cover now marked.
Books aren't coasters Ya Cow.


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Just now, MEADOWXI said:

Day off.....long lie.
Other half makes me a cup of tea to have while still in bed.


Totally ruins it by using the book I am reading as a coaster for my tea.

Book cover now marked.
Books aren't coasters Ya Cow.

....and that, your Honour, is why the Police discovered me covered in her blood, wearing her face as a mask.

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Office staff are generally lazy as f**k.

Spend all day tapping away at a computer and call that hard work.

Remember once getting asked to move a few desks for some office c***s. Have to wonder how I'm supposed to be better equipped at lifting a heavy desk than you your majesty.



I've evolved from lazy office staff to lazy home worker. It's majestic.
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