Sergeant Wilson Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 6 minutes ago, Sweaty Morph said: My other half's Gran visits relatives in the US every year, every year she brings this shite home for me. She fucking hates me. Never mind she'll be dead soon and your bound to get a few bob via your Missus inheritance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Hershey chocolate is rank. Jolly Ranchers are the tits though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Their cereal is just bowls of sugar. Coco Pops is like Special K to them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 What are SJW's? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Never mind she'll be dead soon and your bound to get a few bob via your Missus inheritance. I like you, Sarge. Always finding a positive spin! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Just now, Sweaty Morph said: I like you, Sarge. Always finding a positive spin! Just keep your dignity. It's money in the bank, and don't be tempted to leave her until you get your share. You've earned it. Ignore that shite on the relationship thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 8 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: What are SJW's? Social Justice Warriors 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 The walkers sandwich crisps ad. That lineker c**t says enter some competition for a "sand wedge of cash". The pun doesn't work, he isn't talking about golf clubs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 The walkers sandwich crisps ad. That lineker c**t says enter some competition for a "sand wedge of cash". The pun doesn't work, he isn't talking about golf clubs Yeah but they're good though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Sexy Jew Weinstein? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregor147 Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 People going to the US and bringing back the Hershey Kisses chocolates which taste foosty at the best of times. It's dog chocolate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Jimmy Carr's laugh Bad enough having to suffer the unfunny p***k on something that's otherwise enjoyable, infinitely worse when his attention seeking, mirthless affectation of a seal having a w**k comes wafting in five minutes after someone else has said something that's actually funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 One of our friend's sisters had a boy yesterday. They called him "phergus"'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 One of our friend's sisters had a boy yesterday. They called him "phergus"'. Phor phucks sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 In a hurry to leave work, shut down the laptop and it starts "Configuring Windows updates" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Stupid inventions. BBC are showing some shite about robot bars serving drinks. Until they can make robots that are a dubious, aging 4/10 with a plunging cleavage but morph into 10/10 over the period of a couple of hours, they get f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Yeah but they're good though. The cheese, cucumber and salad cream ones are immense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 The cheese, cucumber and salad cream ones are immense. ^^^ This. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 45 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: Stupid inventions. BBC are showing some shite about robot bars serving drinks. Until they can make robots that are a dubious, aging 4/10 with a plunging cleavage but morph into 10/10 over the period of a couple of hours, they get f**k off. That doesn't need invented. It will just happen as you age. It's evolution. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 8 hours ago, philpy said: One of our friend's sisters had a boy yesterday. They called him "phergus"'. I don't care if she's stitched up from fanny to arsehole, get it fucking booted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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