Mark Connolly Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 47 minutes ago, DrewDon said: When cretins refer to Coca-Cola as 'full fat Coke'. I will admit to occasionally doing this. In my defence, it's normally preceded by me asking for a coke, and then being asked "Diet Coke?" No you utter fud, if I had wanted a diet coke, I'd have fucking asked for one. Cnut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 To paraphrase our former illustrious leader, what's the fucking point in Jane Lewis? Utterly awful broadcaster. Don't disagree, am the same with her off Scotland Tonight, think Rona Dougall is her name, absolutely dreadful, don't watch if she is on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 27 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: I will admit to occasionally doing this. In my defence, it's normally preceded by me asking for a coke, and then being asked "Diet Coke?" No you utter fud, if I had wanted a diet coke, I'd have fucking asked for one. Cnut. Maybe they're trying to tell you something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, Gaz said: Maybe they're trying to tell you something. Anyone who has ever worked in the service industry knows that people order diet coke because they are diabetic, not because they are fat. I am not diabetic, but I do look like I could finish a whole Mark Yardley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 My neighbour is having some sort of garden party today.I have been hearing shitty repetitive dance music since 2 o'clock, which is now being added to with intermittent wooing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 7 minutes ago, parsforlife said: My neighbour is having some sort of garden party today. I have been hearing shitty repetitive dance music since 2 o'clock, which is now being added to with intermittent wooing. No invite for your good self ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 No invite for your good self ?? No, nor any offering of large amount of drugs that would make it enjoyable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Having a wee bev after the mighty QP whoosh into third and turning down a drink in my round as I know I'd miss my train. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I can attest to his failure at wrapping. I once made fajitas and the c**t couldn't wrap them, despite me showing him numerous times. I often think he's mildly retarded I often wonder which one of you is Bert and which one is Ernie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Men named Alfie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 6 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Men named Alfie What's it all about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Race cyclists practicing on public roads - arrogant p***ks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 (edited) The fact I've just heard on TV that the new animated Watership Down will be released at Christmas. Its an Easter film. Its on today Plus why have they remade an already perfect film Edited April 16, 2017 by whiskychimp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 46 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Race cyclists practicing on public roads - arrogant p***ks. They're faster than your model t, what's the problem? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: The fact I've just heard in TV that the new animated Watership Down will be released at Christmas. Its an Easter film. Its on today Plus why have they remade an already perfect film This. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 'It's a must win game'. No it isn't you utter, utter c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 The fact I've just heard on TV that the new animated Watership Down will be released at Christmas. Its an Easter film. Its on today Plus why have they remade an already perfect film On Good Friday BBC2 were showing King of KingsChannel 5 had Ben Hur Film 4 at the same time were showing The Muppet Christmas Carol The Film 4 schedulers deserve a pay rise 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 16 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: I often wonder which one of you is Bert and which one is Ernie. I'm quite clearly Bert 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 I'm quite clearly Bert No you Ernie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 The fact I've just heard on TV that the new animated Watership Down will be released at Christmas. Its an Easter film. Its on today Plus why have they remade an already perfect film It's not perfect. It's no Cool Runnings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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