Bert Raccoon Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 43 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: Someone actually phoned us on our house phone, waking up my daughter who I had put in the hallway. Who the f**k still uses housephones? I didn't even know anyone had our number. I had unplugged it after the same thing happened about six months ago. Obviously some fool has decided to reconnect the bloody thing. I'm chucking it out. She no got a room? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 She no got a room? She does but that room also houses the tumble drier which was on. She'd fallen asleep in her pram so decided to just keep her in the hallway. Made sense before the phone rang. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: She does but that room also houses the tumble drier which was on. She'd fallen asleep in her pram so decided to just keep her in the hallway. Made sense before the phone rang. So she doesn't have room she just gets bounced about between utility room and loabby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 So she doesn't have room she just gets bounced about between utility room and loabby. No, it's her room, it's got teddy bear curtains and everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Came to visit my parents on the way back up to Aberdeen and it's hard to talk to them as they keep fucking Heartbeat and now The Royal on the TV fairly loud. They also seem to be engrossed in all this shit despite seeing them all before. But still moan that I'm not here enough or whinge when I don't stay for tea. Is this what we're all like when we're older? Will my kids (if they happen) come to visit and I block them out playing Mass Effect or watching Top Gear go to the north pole again? Think I will. Stupid younger people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 And a tumble dryer. Lucky girl. I never had a tumble dryer growing up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: No, it's her room, it's got teddy bear curtains and everything. I have Flamingo curtains in my kitchen. Doesnt make it a zoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 I have clearly been missing a trick here. I am going to move one of the kids so i can get space for a pool table and she can have a full size lawnmower amd barbecue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 How much did you get? Nothing.I was nearly due an accident claim though from going down the stairs two at a time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 16 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: I never had a tumble dryer growing up. I never had a tumble so had no need to dry one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 I never had a tumble so had no need to dry one. They probably aren't worth it. Last time I had one it led to me having to turn my utility room into a bedroom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Jmothecat2 said: They probably aren't worth it. Last time I had one it led to me having to turn my utility room into a bedroom. By hanging some teddy-bear curtains then wheeling the pram in? Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen must be shitting himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 By hanging some teddy-bear curtains then wheeling the pram in? Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen must be shitting himself. A few toy boxes, chest of drawers, a bed, picture of a squirrel and carpeted it. Worked quite nicely. But I had nowhere else to put the tumble dryer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Standing on my penis after it untucks itself from my sock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Standing on my penis after it untucks itself from my sock. How short are your legs!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Standing on my penis after it untucks itself from my sock. There's a "things you made up" thread for stuff like this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Jmothecat2 said: No, it's her room, it's got teddy bear curtains and everything. Is she in the Star? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 2 hours ago, whiskychimp said: I have Flamingo curtains in my kitchen. Doesnt make it a zoo. Your flamingo curtains. Philp's chimp duvet set. Sounds like a zoo to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: And a tumble dryer. Lucky girl. When the council fitted a kitchen, I got on of these papped in my room and told it was a wardrobe, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 I am not begrudging them from making money but because it is the school holidays the soft play complex at the bottom of Leith walk have put their weekday prices up from £4.95 to £7.95. Slightly expensive trip out for a couple of kids and adults. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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