tamthebam Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 6 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Duvet covers with buttons instead of poppers. That's gotta hurt surely....?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Our fancy tartan duvet covers and matching pillow cases have additional buttons just for decoration. That's exactly what I want when falling asleep, a hard object poking me in the face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 32 minutes ago, Margaret Thatcher said: Our fancy tartan duvet covers and matching pillow cases have additional buttons just for decoration. That's exactly what I want when falling asleep, a hard object poking me in the face. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 I'm guessing the duvet cover was buttoned up before going in the tumble dryer. This prevents other items (pillow cases, etc.) from going inside the duvet cover and not drying properly. That's fair logic tbf. I bet that's not why she does it though. She'll do it because she's fucking mental. I'll ask and report my findings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 That's fair logic tbf. I bet that's not why she does it though. She'll do it because she's fucking mental. I'll ask and report my findings. As expected, she's just a fucking crackpot. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50/50 Winner Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 As expected, she's just a fucking crackpot. I concur, that's rather odd behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 3 hours ago, tamthebam said: That's gotta hurt surely....?! Maybe sucking Buttons has a similar effect? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Maybe sucking Buttons has a similar effect? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 My other half.... If she's not watching wimmin on TV talking about their vaginas and having babies, she's watching farming programmes showing cows having calves. Same sort of thing, I suppose... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 (edited) I know it's an employment moot point but could deliveroo be made to put their couriers on some kind of cycle road safety awareness course. I kind of object to being nearly run over by some student w****r risking their life to deliver a pizza to some fat c**t who can't be arsed walking to the chippy. Edited February 12, 2020 by tamthebam Spelling 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 14 hours ago, 50/50 Winner said: 15 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Aye and a partner who buttons the fucking things up before putting it in the cupboard. I'm guessing the duvet cover was buttoned up before going in the tumble dryer. This prevents other items (pillow cases, etc.) from going inside the duvet cover and not drying properly. Says either Mr Bean or Roy from Corrie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 I kind of object to being nearly run over by some student w****rWhy does it matter that they're a student? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 My other half.... If she's not watching wimmin on TV talking about their vaginas and having babies, she's watching farming programmes showing cows having calves. Same sort of thing, I suppose...Subliminal.You should be worried. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 5 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: Why does it matter that they're a student? You're right- the use of "student" and "w****r" in the same sentence is a tautology! No, it was just a general observance that many of the Deliveroo cyclists are young and presumably students and that they have not had the benefit that grumpy old gits like me had of getting a Cycling Proficiency Award or being scared shitless by public information films about safe cycling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 2 hours ago, tamthebam said: You're right- the use of "student" and "w****r" in the same sentence is a tautology! No, it was just a general observance that many of the Deliveroo cyclists are young and presumably students and that they have not had the benefit that grumpy old gits like me had of getting a Cycling Proficiency Award or being scared shitless by public information films about safe cycling. You actually have to watch a cycling safety video before signing up and then do a supervised trial shift where your riding skills get assessed. It's just easier and more fun to ride like an arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Poured myself a rather large whisky and managed to splash a bit onto a small cut on my finger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 (edited) It’s happened again. Yesterday. I’m waiting in a large queue at a Costa. I just want an Americano and a chocolate tiffin. Got a headache, and a bit of a squiffy stomach...need a sit down and a chocolatey thing to settle me down. In front of me, two women. Yakking away about fcuk-knows what. Strictly being flooded out of the Hydro last month or somesuch. Anyway, they’ve had over five minutes before reaching the lassie taking orders. The lassie then asks them what they want. Then it begins.... ‘Oh, I don’t know Sadie, do you fancy sharing a chocolate twist? No? Fancy the blueberry muffin? Nah? Your usual latte is it?’ Just. Fcuk. Off. WTF is it with these women? It’s always women. Blokes in the queue are already lasered-in on their order, utilising the time spent in the queue to decide on the merits of a mocha over a flat white. I’m a bawhair away from doing a Michael Douglas on these cnuts. Edited February 14, 2020 by pozbaird 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 It’s happened again. Yesterday. I’m waiting in a large queue at a Costa. I just want an Americano and a chocolate tiffin. Got a headache, and a bit of a squiffy stomach...need a sit down and a chocolatey thing to settle me down. In front of me, two women. Yakking away about fcuk-knows what. Strictly being flooded out of the Hydro last month or somesuch. Anyway, they’ve had over five minutes before reaching the lassie taking orders. The lassie then asks them what they want. Then it begins.... ‘Oh, I don’t know Sadie, do you fancy sharing a chocolate twist? No? Fancy the blueberry muffin? Nah? Your usual latte is it?’ Just. Fcuk. Off. WTF is it with these women? It’s always women. Blokes in the queue are already lasered-in on their order, utilising the time spent in the queue to decide on the merits of a mocha over a flat white. I’m a bawhair away from doing a Michael Douglas on these cnuts.I assume it came as a complete surprise that they had to pay for their purchases and spent several minutes rummaging about their handbags to find a purse and additional minutes extracting the payment method from the purse? Whereas you had your money/card in your hand as you queued. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Arch Stanton said: 11 minutes ago, pozbaird said: It’s happened again. Yesterday. I’m waiting in a large queue at a Costa. I just want an Americano and a chocolate tiffin. Got a headache, and a bit of a squiffy stomach...need a sit down and a chocolatey thing to settle me down. In front of me, two women. Yakking away about fcuk-knows what. Strictly being flooded out of the Hydro last month or somesuch. Anyway, they’ve had over five minutes before reaching the lassie taking orders. The lassie then asks them what they want. Then it begins.... ‘Oh, I don’t know Sadie, do you fancy sharing a chocolate twist? No? Fancy the blueberry muffin? Nah? Your usual latte is it?’ Just. Fcuk. Off. WTF is it with these women? It’s always women. Blokes in the queue are already lasered-in on their order, utilising the time spent in the queue to decide on the merits of a mocha over a flat white. I’m a bawhair away from doing a Michael Douglas on these cnuts. I assume it came as a complete surprise that they had to pay for their purchases and spent several minutes rummaging about their handbags to find a purse and additional minutes extracting the payment method from the purse? Whereas you had your money/card in your hand as you queued. I cannot say with any certainty. At that moment I was too busy head-butting the glass case that contains the chocolate twists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 1 hour ago, pozbaird said: It’s happened again. Yesterday. I’m waiting in a large queue at a Costa. I just want an Americano and a chocolate tiffin. Got a headache, and a bit of a squiffy stomach...need a sit down and a chocolatey thing to settle me down. In front of me, two women. Yakking away about fcuk-knows what. Strictly being flooded out of the Hydro last month or somesuch. Anyway, they’ve had over five minutes before reaching the lassie taking orders. The lassie then asks them what they want. Then it begins.... ‘Oh, I don’t know Sadie, do you fancy sharing a chocolate twist? No? Fancy the blueberry muffin? Nah? Your usual latte is it?’ Just. Fcuk. Off. WTF is it with these women? It’s always women. Blokes in the queue are already lasered-in on their order, utilising the time spent in the queue to decide on the merits of a mocha over a flat white. I’m a bawhair away from doing a Michael Douglas on these cnuts. Don't go to coffee shops then. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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