Academically Deficient Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 7 hours ago, scottmcleanscontacts said: Deplane for goodness sake. Would they detrain or decar? Annoyingly, detrain is used as a verb although usually reserved for an emergency situation. " f**k me, Control, I've lost all power and the signal is pure stuck at red. Gonny have to detrain the passengers, man. Oh naw. Murder polis". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 On 04/09/2020 at 09:58, hk blues said: Add Workcation to the list Maybe not the word but the principle has served me well for 41 years now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 11 hours ago, scottmcleanscontacts said: Deplane for goodness sake. Would they detrain or decar? Deplane is great for countdown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 It gets on my nerves when i am selecting low quality fast food from a menu above the counter when through the magic of modern technology the menu turns into an advert for a couple of minutes. Kfc and subway are the worst for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 21 hours ago, welshbairn said: Someone tried to use my RBS card details to pay a phone bill in Australia a few weeks ago, payment refused by bank and card cancelled and replaced. Today someone tried to use my Revolut card details to book an Uber ride in Hong Kong, same. I've passed @MixuFruit 's details to the authorities. I was impressed by the use a fraudster made of my card in Malaysia - hostess bars and champagne being amongst the quality items detailed. Almost made me feel bad reporting it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 17 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said: The one that really annoys me is "step up to the plate". Oh, and "deplane". Add passed to the list. And their annoying habit of acknowledging a thank you with an "uh-huh". I blame Elvis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 Ffs P&B! 15 hours & not a@Bairnardo remark, for shame. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 22 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Ffs P&B! 15 hours & not a@Bairnardo remark, for shame. Maybe a few folk on the fence about whether to do it or not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Maybe a few folk on the fence about whether to do it or not You needing a 'leg up' like? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 7 hours ago, hk blues said: I was impressed by the use a fraudster made of my card in Malaysia - hostess bars and champagne being amongst the quality items detailed. Almost made me feel bad reporting it. I told my girlfriend a similar story when my card got "stolen" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 Travelling through Northumbria I stopped at Newbiggin on Sea for a quick shufty. I was walking along the promenade when a b*****ding Geordie wasp stung me for no reason. @heedthebaa have you died and been reincarnated as a stripey insect, ya coont?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Travelling through Northumbria I stopped at Newbiggin on Sea for a quick shufty. I was walking along the promenade when a b*****ding Geordie wasp stung me for no reason. @heedthebaa have you died and been reincarnated as a stripey insect, ya coont?! I’d like to buy that wasp a pint, sterling work, that’s what you get for wandering over the border into God’s country 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 One of the cats has a long, shaggy coat. At some point yesterday, she's somehow managed to have a horrific shit and plaster her back end in it. It's set like concrete in her fur, with chunky pebbles dangling off. I've just spent half an hour struggling with the beast to try and remove as much as I can with warm water, a cloth, and scissors, as she smells unspeakable and normally curls up on my chest to sleep during the night. Most annoyingly of all, she's been all over me all day begging for my help, then freaks out and fights me when I try. Also, diet soft drinks taste awful when mixed with spirits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 17 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: One of the cats has a long, shaggy coat. At some point yesterday, she's somehow managed to have a horrific shit and plaster her back end in it. It's set like concrete in her fur, with chunky pebbles dangling off. I've just spent half an hour struggling with the beast to try and remove as much as I can with warm water, a cloth, and scissors, as she smells unspeakable and normally curls up on my chest to sleep during the night. Most annoyingly of all, she's been all over me all day begging for my help, then freaks out and fights me when I try. Also, diet soft drinks taste awful when mixed with spirits. Spray the fuckers arse with Veet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Spray the fuckers arse with Veet. I like your certainty that I'd already own a can of Veet. ...it's for my feet. I have hairy feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 9 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: I told my girlfriend a similar story when my card got "stolen" Luckily my wife was with me on the holiday where the card was cloned so I had an alibi! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 9 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: One of the cats has a long, shaggy coat. At some point yesterday, she's somehow managed to have a horrific shit and plaster her back end in it. It's set like concrete in her fur, with chunky pebbles dangling off. I've just spent half an hour struggling with the beast to try and remove as much as I can with warm water, a cloth, and scissors, as she smells unspeakable and normally curls up on my chest to sleep during the night. Most annoyingly of all, she's been all over me all day begging for my help, then freaks out and fights me when I try. Also, diet soft drinks taste awful when mixed with spirits. You should have washed your hands in between. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 11 hours ago, tamthebam said: Travelling through Northumbria I stopped at Newbiggin on Sea for a quick shufty. I was walking along the promenade when a b*****ding Geordie wasp stung me for no reason. @heedthebaa have you died and been reincarnated as a stripey insect, ya coont?! Did you have your Thistle scarf on? That tends to attract them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 10 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: One of the cats has a long, shaggy coat. At some point yesterday, she's somehow managed to have a horrific shit and plaster her back end in it. It's set like concrete in her fur, with chunky pebbles dangling off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 Diane Abbott speaking anywhere, about anything. That whinging, patronising voice really does my head in. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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