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10 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

I fear that Branston's beans are no longer sold in my area!

In Tesco Riverside they only had the ones with sausages in them. There were no store labels or shelf space for the regular ones. B&M and Home Bargains in the Overgate no longer stock them.

I had to settle for Heinz on Monday and they were bland nonsense.

A deeply troubling turn of events.

On sale in Tesco South Road. Unlike Kerrygold Butter which annoyingly you have to go to Morrisons off the Forfar Road to buy

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33 minutes ago, red23 said:

It's a man made problem to be honest if you'll excuse the pun.

Girls regardless of looks are flooded with desperate guys who have no interest in going out with them. It's then impossible for the girl to pick out the genuine ones because they aren't smart enough to figure out who the dead beats are fast enough.

I met a 4/10 girl who had over 100 matches to choose from and most of them she couldn't be bothered with or wouldn't even give a chance. - 4 months later shes preg to some bloke with no job, house or any form of prospects.

Congratulations!

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44 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

I fear that Branston's beans are no longer sold in my area!

In Tesco Riverside they only had the ones with sausages in them. There were no store labels or shelf space for the regular ones. B&M and Home Bargains in the Overgate no longer stock them.

I had to settle for Heinz on Monday and they were bland nonsense.

A deeply troubling turn of events.

A dash of reggae reggae sauce should liven them up. 

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27 minutes ago, Stan Hope said:

one of my favs.

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is this a thing in Scotland these days ? Was never an issue i had as i was 6ft when i was 16, but its not something that was anything that held my shorter pals back.

Behind the time bud, dating these days online is like a menu. Girls pick very specific guys they are after and won't budge. I'm 6ft was speaking to a girl who said i'm too short as she want 6'2 and above. It really is horrendous. 

Also see girls who are 32 their dating age range is 32 - 34 😂

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22 hours ago, Stan Hope said:

they have a stubborn demanding and also delusional attitude because their friends constantly tell them ''you're gorgeous''  or '' absolutely stunning babe'' every time they upload a photo and if they happen to use one of these shagging apps, they will no doubt be told they're ''hot''  from guys who really only want to get sent a photo of their big stupid ugly droopy tits.

Does that work? Asking for a friend...

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18 minutes ago, red23 said:

Behind the time bud, dating these days online is like a menu. Girls pick very specific guys they are after and won't budge. I'm 6ft was speaking to a girl who said i'm too short as she want 6'2 and above. It really is horrendous. 

Also see girls who are 32 their dating age range is 32 - 34 😂

It was definitely your height that was the issue.

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1 hour ago, red23 said:

It's a man made problem to be honest if you'll excuse the pun.

Girls regardless of looks are flooded with desperate guys who have no interest in going out with them. It's then impossible for the girl to pick out the genuine ones because they aren't smart enough to figure out who the dead beats are fast enough.

I met a 4/10 girl who had over 100 matches to choose from and most of them she couldn't be bothered with or wouldn't even give a chance. - 4 months later shes preg to some bloke with no job, house or any form of prospects.

Simpler times in the olden days. Trip over at the end of a party onto someone on bean bags, impregnate, then wedding bells. All this letting computers sort it sounds a bit Victorian.

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My PTTGOYN is the return of supermarket shopping as a family activity.

Lockdown was great for one main reason:  A person on their own doing a shop for the whole family.  Now we have maw, paw and the weans going out together like a shower of fucking imbeciles.

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I'm only 5"10 but when I'm out and about or in work or the pub I'm taller than a lot of other males there.  What's the UK average height these days?

And before anyone starts, no I don't work in a primary school, or a place where Hobbits live.

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19 minutes ago, TheScarf said:

I'm only 5"10 but when I'm out and about or in work or the pub I'm taller than a lot of other males there.  What's the UK average height these days?

And before anyone starts, no I don't work in a primary school, or a place where Hobbits live.

I definitely think teuchters are shorter on average than normal people, bit like the cattle.  

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12 hours ago, red23 said:

It's a man made problem to be honest if you'll excuse the pun.

Girls regardless of looks are flooded with desperate guys who have no interest in going out with them. It's then impossible for the girl to pick out the genuine ones because they aren't smart enough to figure out who the dead beats are fast enough.

I met a 4/10 girl who had over 100 matches to choose from and most of them she couldn't be bothered with or wouldn't even give a chance. - 4 months later shes preg to some bloke with no job, house or any form of prospects.

Well, he's going to be a dad...

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they have a stubborn demanding and also delusional attitude because their friends constantly tell them ''you're gorgeous''  or '' absolutely stunning babe'' every time they upload a photo and if they happen to use one of these shagging apps, they will no doubt be told they're ''hot''  from guys who really only want to get sent a photo of their big stupid ugly droopy tits.


You don’t need to read between the lines to work out how this bear’s Tindering is going atm
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