Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 9 hours ago, BigBo10 said: Alternatively put all the cat shit into a big bucket and when it’s full empty it into the doorstep of the cat owner. And repeat till they get the verminous little fuckers under control. You can actually go to court and complete a form if you know who’s cat it is and this then mandates them to prevent the cat crapping on your property. If you catch it and can prove it is their cat they get fined up to £100 every time. How do get an outdoor cat “under control”? Spoiler Clue: you don’t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 10 hours ago, BigBo10 said: Alternatively put all the cat shit into a big bucket and when it’s full empty it into the doorstep of the cat owner. And repeat till they get the verminous little fuckers under control. You can actually go to court and complete a form if you know who’s cat it is and this then mandates them to prevent the cat crapping on your property. If you catch it and can prove it is their cat they get fined up to £100 every time. lol What are you going to do? "Strongly advise" it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 17 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Leave some cucumbers lying around. Another option is a bag of oranges/lemons/limes. Cut them up and chuck them around the garden. Cats don't like the citrus smell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 Businesses failing to provide services advertised, charging full price, and blaming the pandemic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 34 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Businesses failing to provide services advertised, charging full price, and blaming the pandemic. Scotrail thread for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 (edited) On 13/12/2021 at 17:07, Big Rider said: Used to fly a lot and I'm pissing myself laughing as you've summed up the shiteness of the whole flying experience due to the other arseholes you fly with. The diddies who jump out their seats immediately on touchdown to grab their hand luggage out of the lockers only to stand in the middle of the plane for ages deserved a special mention. The ones who seem surprised you have to remove any items before going through security, despite passing the signs advising this, and watching people in the queue in front of them doing it, also need a kicking. Better are the diddies that stand up, and as the aisle is literally full around them already stand at their seat, even if it a window seat. Had a delay at gate and once sat in my window seat relaxed for about 10mins as the mouthbreather in the row in front was stood with his head at what could only have been a painfully sore angle as he had to stand at his seat to get off rather than sit and wait. Think he exited the plane about 45 seconds before more for all his efforts to permanently damage his spine. Edited December 15, 2021 by MEADOWXI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 I remember there was a query on Gardner's Question Time regarding cats and the advice was to plant jaggy plants as the cats didn't like them... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 23 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Heard of the lion manure thing as well, don't know how easy it is to acquire though. Plenty of it at Blair Drummond. Take a carrier bag and wee shovel into their enclosure and help yourself. Let us all know how you get on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 Just now, microdave said: Plenty of it at Blair Drummond. Take a carrier bag and wee shovel into their enclosure and help yourself. Let us all know how you get on. Don't need any, got a pair of 'guard cats' that protect my garden. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 The amount of single use plastics in COVID testing kits is obscene. Instead of cronies of the govt raking in hundreds of millions in profits getting contracts to supply these things the govt should be insisting on eithical packaging and buying straight from the manufacturers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 How do get an outdoor cat “under control”? Spoiler Clue: you don’t. Keep it indoors? I neither know nor care how you would do it I just know this can be done and keeping them in is what people are told to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Elephant piss. There was an elephant that walked pasted my house (with owner). It did a massive pishe on the dirt road. Never seen my cats for days, they fucked off. However, the dogs loved it and would rolls about in it. Manky b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 19 hours ago, scottsdad said: Another option is a bag of oranges/lemons/limes. Cut them up and chuck them around the garden. Cats don't like the citrus smell. I have a lemon tree and a lime tree in garden. Cats (both mine and neighbourhood) don't seem worried. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 4 hours ago, SlipperyP said: . However, the dogs loved it and would rolls about in it. Manky b*****ds. Pre or post visit to the river? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 10 hours ago, BigBo10 said: Keep it indoors? I neither know nor care how you would do it I just know this can be done and keeping them in is what people are told to do. No it can't be done, and also keeping an outside cat indoors is cruelty. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Well this is an annoyance. Didn't realise I had been quite so free with my dotting over the last 24 hours. What is the limit in a day anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Non-relatives referring to their parents as simply 'mum' or 'dad', as opposed to them saying "my mum" or "my dad". 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Non-relatives referring to their parents as simply 'mum' or 'dad', as opposed to them saying "my mum" or "my dad". I've posted about this before and it really, really fucking annoys me. To the point if they are referring to bad news I even lose a bit of sympathy for them. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 10 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Non-relatives referring to their parents as simply 'mum' or 'dad', as opposed to them saying "my mum" or "my dad". Where does this stand in relation to parents telling their kids to call their (the parents') friends "uncle" or "auntie"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: Where does this stand in relation to parents telling their kids to call their (the parents') friends "uncle" or "auntie"? Much worse on count of them still saying it as adults... unless grown adults still refer to their mum's friends as "auntie..." which would be serious OFTW territory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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