scottsdad Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 2 hours ago, GordonD said: Oh God yes. "Eat me within 6 weeks". Sorry Gordon. This quote will haunt you. I will make sure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 58 minutes ago, tamthebam said: An interesting chat up line but unlikely to succeed I fear But like Meadowbank Thistle victories the rare successes are even sweeter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 53 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Today I feel like I'm Dundonian. That's a man that knew persecution. The Ginger Swiss c**t. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 8 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Today I feel like I'm Dundonian. Looks like he got his eyebrows off the Turkish wifies stall in the Overgate tbf. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 (edited) On 03/12/2022 at 11:58, Hedgecutter said: These hand/lip-shredding sticky-outy bits on plastic bottles that I've noticed have become more and more of a thing of late. Need a file or Stanley* knife to remove them. *similar products made by other manufacturers may be available. This post that started the chain reaction was posted whilst sitting on a train in Dundee, where the bottle was purchased. Aye, I bet you weren't expecting that explosive revelation. Edited December 4, 2022 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 That fucking OFTW with the shite music and the dancing animatronic cats on Buchanan Street 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 31 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: That fucking OFTW with the shite music and the dancing animatronic cats on Buchanan Street Is he still kicking around? Absolute earache. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 (edited) 39 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: That fucking OFTW with the shite music and the dancing animatronic cats on Buchanan Street Which one, the old boy that sits at the drum kit, or Leo that dances? Edited December 4, 2022 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 11 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Which one, the old boy that sits at the drum kit, or Leo that dances? If you're lucky enough to visit the city at the right time, I think they've been known to occasionally collaborate for the enjoyment of the more discerning music lovers. A true audio-visual spectacular. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 17 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Which one, the old boy that sits at the drum kit, or Leo that dances? Yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 Didn't that guy complain about someone who took a video of it and got #numbers online? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 (edited) 59 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Yes Leo dances along to everybody. It's funniest when he's throwing shapes and an angsty teenager is breaking their heart to some Lewis Capaldi or Ed Sheeran dirge. Edited December 4, 2022 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 I've had Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas Time" stuck in my head since I got up this morning. f**k my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 10 minutes ago, Shotgun said: I've had Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas Time" stuck in my head since I got up this morning. f**k my life. ^^^Simply having a fucking horrendous time 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 (edited) I know it's been mentioned before, but shifting stuff on Gumtree. We tried to sell a chair at £50 last week, no takers. We just need rid, so listed it as a 'freebie' today, collection only. Enq 1, pretty much right away, "is it still available?". Immediate answer "yes, are you interested?". Still waiting for a response, so answered Enq 2. Enq 2 - "will it fit in a car?" "Yeah, anything medium size or bigger, with the back seat down" "Ok, I'll collect between 430 and 5 today" So I park Enqs 3 & 4 meantime. Enq 2, 3.50pm. "I'm not coming today after all". Message Enq 3 to let them know it's available. "How much is it?" "It's listed as free".... still waiting, so go to Enq 4. Enq 4 " I can come tomorrow " I feel really crappy with the tactic, but I reckon next time I'm getting rid, I'll list the item as "First person to actually show up at my door gets it" FFS Edited December 4, 2022 by Boghead ranter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Shotgun said: I've had Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas Time" stuck in my head since I got up this morning. f**k my life. Fantastic Christmas song ya miserable b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: Fantastic Christmas song ya miserable b*****d We can no longer be friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 3 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: I know it's been mentioned before, but shifting stuff on Gumtree. We tried to sell a chair at £50 last week, no takers. We just need rid, so listed it as a 'freebie' today, collection only. Enq 1, pretty much right away, "is it still available?". Immediate answer "yes, are you interested?". Still waiting for a response, so answered Enq 2. Enq 2 - "will it fit in a car?" "Yeah, anything medium size or bigger, with the back seat down" "Ok, I'll collect between 430 and 5 today" So I park Enqs 3 & 4 meantime. Enq 2, 3.50pm. "I'm not coming today after all". Message Enq 3 to let them know it's available. "How much is it?" "It's listed as free".... still waiting, so go to Enq 4. Enq 4 " I can come tomorrow " I feel really crappy with the tactic, but I reckon next time I'm getting rid, I'll list the item as "First person to actually show up at my door gets it" FFS Leave it outside on the pavement with a note reading "do not take" It'll be gone in the morning 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 3 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: I know it's been mentioned before, but shifting stuff on Gumtree. We tried to sell a chair at £50 last week, no takers. We just need rid, so listed it as a 'freebie' today, collection only. Enq 1, pretty much right away, "is it still available?". Immediate answer "yes, are you interested?". Still waiting for a response, so answered Enq 2. Enq 2 - "will it fit in a car?" "Yeah, anything medium size or bigger, with the back seat down" "Ok, I'll collect between 430 and 5 today" So I park Enqs 3 & 4 meantime. Enq 2, 3.50pm. "I'm not coming today after all". Message Enq 3 to let them know it's available. "How much is it?" "It's listed as free".... still waiting, so go to Enq 4. Enq 4 " I can come tomorrow " I feel really crappy with the tactic, but I reckon next time I'm getting rid, I'll list the item as "First person to actually show up at my door gets it" FFS Did you manage to remove the pish stains? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Did you manage to remove the pish stains? That was why we reckoned it was worth 50 quid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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