Cosmic Joe Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 2 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: Possibly extra annoying as the BBC completely ignore it for 11.5 months a year, but as the only game of the year they show live is the Superbowl better start the build up like its important. It's part of the creeping Americanisation. Seasons instead of series Fake American accents amongst young people Ass instead of arse Shelves of American shite in supermarkets Referring to the US president as the leader of the free world (that's not even petty) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Leith Green Posted January 22 Popular Post Share Posted January 22 Just now, Cosmic Joe said: It's part of the creeping Americanisation I think you will find it's Americanization 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 4 minutes ago, Artemis said: The over use of “across”. An example is “Train fares are increasing across Scotland”. What’s wrong with saying “in”? ”Impacted” is another one that you didn’t see that much before but has now almost completely replaced “affected”. Given I can never the difference between affected and effected, I see that as a good thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Shoes / Trainers / Boots that have the tongue integrated into the shoe themselves making it nigh on impossible to get your foot into it in the first place! Bought a set of hush puppies walking trainers as my last pair are now scraping the hell out of my heals when i walk for any legnth of time and they've integrated the bloody tongue to the shoe now. Comfy as hell once your foots in there but christ almighty its a hassle to get it in there! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Inevitable Kenneth Gif incoming 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 On 21/01/2024 at 14:29, TheScarf said: I watched about 10 minutes of an episode the other day and had to switch over to something else. Utter horseshit. TV for the lowest common denominator. You got further than me. I can't stand Winkleman. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 On 21/01/2024 at 17:40, Cosmic Joe said: The c***s completely ignore the Challenge Cup. Which is normally fine by me as Raith Rovers tend to win the fucker. I thought that finished years ago, right after the SPFL issued an invite to the hurling ladies champions' B team. And they weren't interested. 4 hours ago, Artemis said: The over use of “across”. An example is “Train fares are increasing across Scotland”. What’s wrong with saying “in”? Maybe the implication is that it's not just going to be the teuchters who pay more, but nice normal urbanites too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 I've woke up from a nap and I've obviously been dreaming about Raith getting knocked out of Eurppe or something because I have Bob Marlel No woman, no cry tune stuck in my head but the voice keeps singing No Europe, No Fife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Just now, Derry Alli said: I've woke up from a nap and I've obviously been dreaming about Raith getting knocked out of Eurppe or something because I have Bob Marlel No woman, no cry tune stuck in my head but the voice keeps singing No Europe, No Fife. Don't worry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 10 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: I've woke up from a nap and I've obviously been dreaming about Raith getting knocked out of Eurppe or something because I have Bob Marlel No woman, no cry tune stuck in my head but the voice keeps singing No Europe, No Fife. Raith qualifying for Europe was the bad dream to end all bad dreams. Maybe it was just a bad dream? Pass me that spliff Bob. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 1 minute ago, Cosmic Joe said: Pass me that spliff Bob. Wagwan, my G. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 18 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: It's part of the creeping Americanisation. Seasons instead of series Fake American accents amongst young people Ass instead of arse Shelves of American shite in supermarkets Referring to the US president as the leader of the free world (that's not even petty) Mom instead of mum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 10 hours ago, RH33 said: You got further than me. I can't stand Winkleman. Nor I but she is only on it sporadically and the programme is gid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 On 19/01/2024 at 09:21, JamesP_81 said: On a par with the person in front of you at a cash machine deciding that they're doing a full accounts audit. Excellent description. I saw a video the other week of someone who filmed people waiting patiently then very impatiently at an ATM behind a fully dressed mannequin at the keyboard doing fcuk all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 1 hour ago, jimbaxters said: Nor I but she is only on it sporadically and the programme is gid. I think the funny aspect is when a contestant thinks he/she is doing really well, but then others are pointing the finger at them behind his/her back. If there was a footballer version, Sam Lammers comes to mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 1 hour ago, Molotov said: Excellent description. I saw a video the other week of someone who filmed people waiting patiently then very impatiently at an ATM behind a fully dressed mannequin at the keyboard doing fcuk all. Fuxake.........Don't you know that ATM stands for 'A Tailor's Mannequin' ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 6 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Fuxake.........Don't you know that ATM stands for 'A Tailor's Mannequin' ? Depends on the website you're visiting. So a friend tells me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 f**k the idiot b*****d w****r c**t that designed the car parks at Forth Valley hospital. 40 minutes queuing to park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 When WhatsApp says that somebody is "Typing..." for yonks, only to eventually get a short sentence instead of the War & Peace-esque works as half-expected. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 2 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: f**k the idiot b*****d w****r c**t that designed the car parks at Forth Valley hospital. 40 minutes queuing to park. Ignore the one at the front door. Head round to the ones opposite A&E. Extra 5 minutes walk, ages saved. I took the wife there on Monday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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