ffcsam Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 The only virgin in the room! (I've got my coat.) Correct, I was sperm jacked 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I have a somehow worsening hangover. Vuvuzuelas are not helping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I have a somehow worsening hangover. Vuvuzuelas are not helping. Try more drink.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 An hour and a half to do a 20 minute journey today because of the knuckle dragging bigoted fuckwits marching through the city. f**k off and play your music in a park or somewhere instead of inconveniencing people going about their daily business. Also, the amount of absolutely bladdered arseholes, who probably don't even have a clue what the marches are about, in Rangers tops, is embarrassing. In particular, one couple, the woman who could barely stand up, absolutely trollied and staggering all over the place, as her 'man' pushed a pram with a tiny baby inside. They should have the kid taken off them and be sterilised for getting into that nick whilst being responsible for a baby. Fucking scumbags the lot of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 It does attract the absolute dregs of society and for the most part they are Rangers 'fans'. Not that should be a surprise to anyone becuse the vast majority of Old Firm fans are complete and utter c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I start work in a hour and i have no energy at all and not even changed yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I went to bed last night with a fully working phone. Woke up this afternoon with a brick - the touchscreen has stopped working. Stupidly I turned it off thinking the phone had crashed and now I can't enter the effing SIM card PIN. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak QOSFC Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 My dad was going to put a large amount of money on Holland to win the World Cup at 16-1 but me and his friends managed to talk him out of it, he is not best pleased at the moment. He also said if it came off I would have got a bit, I really hope they lose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 My dad was going to put a large amount of money on Holland to win the World Cup at 16-1 but me and his friends managed to talk him out of it, he is not best pleased at the moment. He also said if it came off I would have got a bit, I really hope they lose. My dad stuck Germany on the day the tournament started at 14/1. Fucking pussy only put £2 on it though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Try more drink.. Why do I always imagine you as one of the Drunken Bakers from Viz... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 My dad stuck Germany on the day the tournament started at 14/1. Fucking pussy only put £2 on it though. Your dad must be like myself,I put a bet on Villa to score 1st tonight but only put £2 on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 My mate got his brother to place a bet on Germany and is due for an £80 return should then win...small problem is that his brother has 'lost' the betting slip! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 I have a fiver on Germany at 16s. Would be a nice win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Since Germany's win yesterday,the amount of times sports pundits on TV/radio have already said "Maybe England were'nt that bad after all" Yes they fucking were!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Last day of my holiday and it is pissing down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 blowing a gale doon here, just ripped the felt clean off my summerhouse roof 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiders For Life Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Went out for dinner last night and I now appear to have food poisoning. I had to come home from work today and I can no longer even drink some water without it making an unwelcomed appearance 20 minutes later 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 I had a really vivid dream last night where the pharmacy on the corner of the building opposite me had been replaced by a kebab shop/pizzeria. When I woke up I ran to my window like an excited child only to find it was still the same old place with the pensioners shuffling in for their nappies and cough medicine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Forgot Top Gear was on -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Forgot Top Gear was on Oh cock. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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