Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 this fucking diet ain't went to plan today. 2 meat and tattie pies, a yorkie and a caramel, chips, chicken madras, chicken tikka, pakora, nan bread, Ben and jerrys caramel ice cream and now on my 6th bottle of San miguel There's the rub. If you had started out on the beer things would have turned out for the better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 On my way home from hawaii 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 There's the rub. If you had started out on the beer things would have turned out for the better. Ahhhhhhh f**k it, watching motd half pished and needing a shite, happy days ha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollie Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 I missed out on this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Not a petty thing but I hated watching senna's onboard camera leading up to his fatal crash on the film just now. Knot in the stomach time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Not a petty thing but I hated watching senna's onboard camera leading up to his fatal crash on the film just now. Knot in the stomach time. I watched it for the first time last night and just went wow what a great film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Zen takes his seat at Palmerston, 5 minutes later Mr & Mrs Coffin Dodger climbs the steps and sits behind me. Instantly my shoulder blades are pressurised from the seat behind me. I read the programme for 1 minute still enduring the pressure, finally I turn round to see not only his knees but he had his hands on his knees which had seconds earlier been pushing me out off my seat. "are my knees bothering you" he asks. (this bit is what I should have said), Aye f**k off you old c**t, however said coffin dodger decided to move seats. Didn't change the outcome of the game though. Dopey auld twat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Women are so daft sometimes. "Il need to put a photo of the new house on Facebook", aye hen, you'd be just as well to invite any potential burglars to the housewarming as well then eh???!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Petty Hate - accidentally sitting on your own balls, Ouch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Petty Hate - accidentally sitting on your own balls, Ouch Could be worse you could be sitting on someone else's ball's in error. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 People that smell. A guy sat next to me on the bus today and he was absolutely howfing. It's so inconsiderate. Would it hurt some people to take 10 minutes out of their day and have a wash? You can get a bar of soap for 10p for f**k sake! Absolutely no excuse for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOGI IS GOD Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Cycling up hill into wind is a pain in the arse, and its how I start every day. Thinking of splashing out on a fancy bike but you could almost get a car for the price of posh bikes these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 People that smell. A guy sat next to me on the bus today and he was absolutely howfing. It's so inconsiderate. Would it hurt some people to take 10 minutes out of their day and have a wash? You can get a bar of soap for 10p for f**k sake! Absolutely no excuse for it. Which half of the old firm did he support? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Which half of the old firm did he support? In November, Rangers. Today, Celtic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 When you're on anti-biotics and they seem to be working initially but near the end of the course you feel fucking terrible again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 People that smell. A guy sat next to me on the bus today and he was absolutely howfing. It's so inconsiderate. Would it hurt some people to take 10 minutes out of their day and have a wash? You can get a bar of soap for 10p for f**k sake! Absolutely no excuse for it. Same happened to me the other week. To make it worse he looked like George Galloway. Come to think of it he got off at Partick, maybe was him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 When you're on anti-biotics and they seem to be working initially but near the end of the course you feel fucking terrible again. More the fact they fcuk up my digestive system Brilliant when you're doing some work out in the middle of fcuking nowhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 More the fact they fcuk up my digestive system Well its my stomach I have them for Twice i've had Helicobacter and twice the same anti-biotics. Methinks they be resistant to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Having a bad day at work,thats all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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