Granny Danger Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 At Edinburgh airport at the minute and the way that the computerised wifie says "last call for de remaining passengers....". It's "the" not "de" you automaton arsehole. Aberdonian criticising pronunciation ! Anyway, furry boots you goin' min? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Aberdonian criticising pronunciation ! Anyway, furry boots you goin' min? Should be "far ye gan?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Every fucking white good in my house makes a wee noise when it finishes. Not just once to let you know but constantly until you get up from the couch or bed to fix it. Can you turn it off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Every fucking white good in my house makes a wee noise when it finishes. Not just once to let you know but constantly until you get up from the couch or bed to fix it. Can you turn it off? RTFM. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 RTFM. YRTFM !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 YRTFM !! How can he when they're your white goods? You've got TFM! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Also, and this might be as petty as it gets, soreen advertising itself as squidgy. That's not a good thing it means you can't cut the fucker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Waiting to hear if you've been successful after a job interview. Had it last Thursday and still haven't heard yet. Used to work for the company years ago and if memory serves, their recruiting takes fucking ages. Still though, hurry up you dicks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Waiting to hear if you've been successful after a job interview. Had it last Thursday and still haven't heard yet. Used to work for the company years ago and if memory serves, their recruiting takes fucking ages. Still though, hurry up you dicks. You have my sympathies. It's pish having to wait for a reply, especially if you're in a job you can't stand and can't wait to get out of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Anyone know how long the NHS usually take to respond to a job application? Closing date was a week ago, if I haven't heard anything by now does it mean I probably won't get an interview? I hate the way employers won't just fire off an email saying sorry, we don't want you. It's fucking rude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill Jester Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Anyone know how long the NHS usually take to respond to a job application? Closing date was a week ago, if I haven't heard anything by now does it mean I probably won't get an interview? I hate the way employers won't just fire off an email saying sorry, we don't want you. It's fucking rude. The NHS can take anything up to about 6 weeks just to invite you to interview. I'm pretty sure I got a rejection email too so I wasn't left hanging the time I wasn't asked to interview. Just takes forever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 You have my sympathies. It's pish having to wait for a reply, especially if you're in a job you can't stand and can't wait to get out of. Cheers mate, that's exactly how it is for me right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Cheers! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I've applied for two jobs on myjobscotland recently. One closed last Friday, and I heard yesterday. The other closed FIVE WEEKS AGO and still nothing. Disgrace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I applied for a job 3 weeks ago today and have heard nothing. Frustrating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 New leader of the Police Federation being decided by the toss of a coin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 New leader of the Police Federation being decided by the toss of a coin. Get yer bawbees oot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Got a new watch today, forgot to take it off in the shower. f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 ".....we will look at this case and see what lessons can be learned......." First heard this phrase in the aftermath of the Victoria Climbie case and now it is the mantra of every talking head and politician who has to step in front of a microphone to answer questions about a f**k-up. This! They usually add pish like, "Procedures will be examined robustly". I wish every politician who trots out bland shite like this a horrible lingering death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 (edited) During those horrible application binges you end up on during periods of unemployment, I'd get responses from perhaps 1% of employers. I figured it was because I'm a useless, unemployable shitebag, but this thread has altered my perceptions. Now I know that you guys are all useless, unemployable shitebags too Edited for more shitebag. Edited May 24, 2014 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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