paranoid android Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 (edited) Women who wear sunglasses as a hair accessory rather than something to keep the sun out of their eyes. Especially when it's not sunny. Daft women who carry coffee as an accessory. p***ks. Edited October 14, 2014 by paranoid android 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 (edited) When you test the 5 pages at one time limit on a shredder, realise that you actually had seven and spend the best part of two hours trying to get compressed paper out of the teeth in order to get it working again. Then realise that despite making sure the mains socket was turned off all the time, you somehow had them turned on, only realising after jamming metal tweezers etc into various random places within an electronic device. Eta: Also, 'tourist tax' specifically applied to your bill in restaurants etc within popular locations. I'd had this in 3rd & 2nd world countries and it's half understandable why they do it but I expected better from Canada FFS. Edited October 13, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Sky News this morning reported that Neil Lennon has only been Bolton manager for a day but has already made a 'huge impact'. He's told them not to wear hats to training. I mean, seriously? Does Lennon have compromising pictures of high ranking Sky executives or something? Why are they kissing his arse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Does Lennon have compromising pictures of high ranking Sky executives or something? Why are they kissing his arse? A better option than his coupon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Sky News this morning reported that Neil Lennon has only been Bolton manager for a day but has already made a 'huge impact'. He's told them not to wear hats to training. I mean, seriously? Does Lennon have compromising pictures of high ranking Sky executives or something? Why are they kissing his arse? Has he promised to bring the thunder back yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Dapper Laughs. The next time I see him on tv I hope he's kneeling down in an orange jumpsuit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Dapper Laughs. The next time I see him on tv I hope he's kneeling down in an orange jumpsuit.#moist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Has he promised to bring the thunder back yet? It's Bolton, not WWE. No hats, spandex and hitting each other with chairs on the training ground. Now that's a 'huge impact'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 I drove past the Macron Stadium a few weeks ago. Could have been me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 You're not ginger and people don't send you anthrax in the post. Wait, it's Sweet Pete. Well, you're not ginger anyway. Small mercies and whatnot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 I drove past the Macron Stadium a few weeks ago. Could have been me. Out of interest, when did it change from The Reebok? I was down that way a few weeks back and saw it had changed it's name. Likely it's been changed for years and I've completely missed it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 I drove past the Macron Stadium a few weeks ago. Could have been me. Out of interest, when did it change from The Reebok? I was down that way a few weeks back and saw it had changed it's name. Likely it's been changed for years and I've completely missed it! Also clueless, but any excuse for this: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Out of interest, when did it change from The Reebok? I was down that way a few weeks back and saw it had changed it's name. Likely it's been changed for years and I've completely missed it! A quick Google says it changed this summer, when their kits changed from reebok to macron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 I would start a seperate thread on this if I could be arsed but lazy c**t advertisers ripping off music, art, literature, movies or anything else an actual creative person has thought up to sell their Shite. Latest to enrage me being made.com using Howard beale's mad as hell speach to sell Shite furniture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 I would start a seperate thread on this if I could be arsed but lazy c**t advertisers ripping off music, art, literature, movies or anything else an actual creative person has thought up to sell their Shite. Latest to enrage me being made.com using Howard beale's mad as hell speach to sell Shite furniture. Was he in Eastenders? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 I drove past the Macron Stadium a few weeks ago. Could have been me. Macron is an anagram of 'Orc man'. Ashley missed a trick there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Sky Sports channel numbers since they moved the news to 401. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 I've recently been touring fairgrounds often and playing a lot of the games on the stalls. Now I've got a low grade fever and i think I might have contracted tombola. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 I've recently been touring fairgrounds often and playing a lot of the games on the stalls. Now I've got a low grade fever and i think I might have contracted tombola. The pun club thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 The fucking locks in my work. You have to fully turn them twice with your key before they open. Arseholes. I think you may be putting the key in the wrong hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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