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My South African flatmate just about gave me a heart attack by wishing her Mum a happy Mother's Day on Facebook. I thought I'd forgotten.

Why the f**k do these foreign types have Mothering Sunday on a different Sunday from us? To f**k with me, that's why!

Hating black people is one thing, but different Hallmark days? Nuke them.

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People can hate whoever the f**k they like, as long as it's not getting me in trouble with my Mum! She's not a woman to be messed with. Especially when she's expecting a box of Roses and a card and she actually gets a hungover layabout ingrate b*****d.

I forgot my mums birthday yesterday. oops.

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Back to work tomorrow after a week off sad.gif Also i am due to sign the missives for our new house in the next 2 weeks and the holidays are all full.

I need to ask my boss for some time off...my office probation time is up and i know the company has taken up my references..i hope it goes ok..

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Since our relegation I've been popping in to the Third Division forum to test the water for next season. My only gripe so far is that it's right next to the damn Celtic v Rangers forum, so on more than one occasion now I've clicked the wrong link and been subjected to some of that zoomer AlCapone's daily mongfests

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You know what really pisses me off?

Everyone calling for another fucking election to elect a strong government. f**k off, this is what we voted for, this is what we want- get on with the god damn governing. Chances are this happening again if we vote in 6 months. Respect our mother fucking AUTHORITAH bitch.

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<br />Forgot my lunch. Bugger! I'll need to spend money I didn't want to spend <img src="http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/mad.gif" /><br />
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Just go into the work fridge and see what other people have brought, first lunch means first dibs.

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Motor bikes, why is it legal for them to ride about with their full beam on? And if you drive right up my arse, with your full beam on, when I'm already doing the speed limit, I'm not going to go any faster. In fact I may just ease of the accelerator to piss you off further.

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