Tamdunk Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 People who stand two-abreast on escalators should be fused into siamese twins 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Had a great job interview today, which I feel went quite well, yet I'm sat here thinking of things that I really should have said that were relevant to the role. Baws. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Woolshed Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Had a great job interview today, which I feel went quite well, yet I'm sat here thinking of things that I really should have said that were relevant to the role. Baws. Good luck with it Adam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Having a good time in the pub tonight and had to leave 'cause I'm early shift tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Yeah. Going to wedding this week, but I doubt very much that they'll have Tartan on tap. That's another thing for PTTGOYN, the price of drinks at any wedding venue. Bloody ridiculous! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Yeah. Going to wedding this week, but I doubt very much that they'll have Tartan on tap. That's another thing for PTTGOYN, the price of drinks at any wedding venue. Bloody ridiculous! £3.90 for a warm CAN of Guinness at the last wedding I was at. Absolutely ripping the piss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Well my car is still gubbed, so having to hire another car to drive to south queens ferry for it. Night in the hotel. Drive back up next morning. And I'm having to swap a bloody shift for it. Who gets married on a bloody Thursday anyway??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Went into that bar in Queen Street station on Saturday as I had half an hour between trains and a group of 4 decided the narrow entrance outside was the place to stand and chat. To make it worse, after I've manhandled 1 out the way to get In They still stand there. MORONS!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Sanctimonious grief whores 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Rose Suite in the Gulistan per chance? Nah it was somewhere in Glasgow, though funnily enough the wedding before that was at the Gulistan. Tins only in there too I think? Shocking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Hip flask, half bottle of whisky. Job done. Was sorting my bag for wedding this morning and had completly forgot about this. Many thanks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 (edited) Enjoy! And keep dropping the phrase "it's cheaper to get married on a Thursday" into the conversation when standing near the bride and/or groom. Will do. Worse becuase they didn`t even have to pay for it... "Daddy gave money to pay for wedding - Money spunk*d on a new house + Daddy gives more money for wedding = Thursday wedding! Edited April 30, 2014 by Septentrional Wasp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 The PTTGOMN is - James Blunt. His talk of making 'daisy chains' is harrowing. James Blunt is my old man's new drinking buddy. They frequent the same boozer in Chiswick and have become quite pally recently. My Da phoned my brother from the pub the other week and said "James Blunt's here - do you want to talk to him?", to which my bruv replied "Do I f**k, he's a cock". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoodless Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 People who wipe snotters on the wall/door of public toilets....WTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambunctious Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 (edited) Who gets married on a bloody Thursday anyway??? Cheapskates. Which brings me nicely on to my PTTGOYN. I've got a course down in Glasgow through my work next week. It's a 9-5 thing, and rather than them paying for us to get the train down and stay in a cheap hotel the night before, we're going to have to hire a car and drive down early bells the morning of, and then back up straight after. I'll be out the door before 6am and not back home till after 8pm, and there's no chance I'll be seeing a penny of overtime. Edited April 30, 2014 by rambunctious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Folk who think "tt" is pronounced "ck". When did the word "Little" change to "Lickle"?! Does my f*ck*ng head in, utter morons! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Folk who think "tt" is pronounced "ck". When did the word "Little" change to "Lickle"?! Does my f*ck*ng head in, utter morons! Were you watching Jeremy Kyle this morning by any chance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Tell your Da to knock f**k out of Blunt for me. Cheers. Collection to pay Dee Man's da to knock fcuk out of Blunt (surely rhyming slang?) anyone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 The PTTGOMN is - James Blunt. His talk of making 'daisy chains' is harrowing. If I hear him tell that prevented WWIII anecdote again I'll put my foot through the TV or something. James Blunt is my old man's new drinking buddy. They frequent the same boozer in Chiswick and have become quite pally recently. My Da phoned my brother from the pub the other week and said "James Blunt's here - do you want to talk to him?", to which my bruv replied "Do I f**k, he's a cock". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wulliemc Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Folk who think "tt" is pronounced "ck". When did the word "Little" change to "Lickle"?! Does my f*ck*ng head in, utter morons! Dont you mean futting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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